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[carmen_monoxide]

Dear mom and dad,

you asked for a list of things I want for christmas, and I promised I wouldn't make it so hard on you, so here it is:

-pants that actually fit around my waist
-a bottle of scientifically approved pills that will allow me to morph into hulk hogan for a day

♥ carmen

Comments

[clayton_stevens]

foo you can get those pills, they go for like 50 bucks a pop.

[watwehatewemake]

so easy. but those pants dont exist....

[hemorrhoidprime]

I'll get some Randy Savage pills and then we can do battle.

[nystateofmind9]

HAHAHAHAHAH
"YOU'RE GOING NOWHHHEERREEE!"

[shewas15]

Don't forget the Slim Jims!

[carmen_monoxide]

haha, I bought beef jerky that wasn't slim jim today for the sole purpose that it was not slim jim.

[shewas15]

I'd prefer "Hulk" pills, because I can do without the handlebar mustache. And the fact that my name would really be "Terry".

[carmen_monoxide]

i think hogan has a downturn mustache too.

[hemorrhoidprime]

Haha, Hogan has a skullet. That's worse than any kind of mustache (or... maybe better? I dunno).