Top 20 John Winchester Facts
Top 20 John Winchester Facts (though some of these could apply to Dean too)
Idea inspired by madam_rosmerta's list of Dean Winchester facts.
Made for the Papa Winchester Scrapbook at papawinchester
01. John Winchester doesn't talk about demons. Demons talk about John Winchester.
02. John Winchester's ice cream never melts. It wouldn't dare.
01. John Winchester doesn't talk about demons. Demons talk about John Winchester.
02. John Winchester's ice cream never melts. It wouldn't dare.
03. When John Winchester smiles at you, there's either a bullet headed towards your face or you're in for a long, hot night.
04. John Winchester doesn't clean his guns in public anymore. Too many women died the last time.
05. In hell every demon must pass a class called "How to Beat Avoid John Winchester".
06. When John Winchester says "jump" you don't stick around long enough to ask "how high?".
07. When it comes to sexy, older men, George Clooney has nothing on John Winchester. Though he wishes he could get in just one hand.
08. John Winchester looks so young because his grey hair and wrinkles are afraid to come out. And rightly so.
09. John Winchester met the Devil once. That's right, just once.
10. If you don't think scruffy is sexy, you haven't met John Winchester.
11. John Winchester is the walking embodiment of "50 is the new 30". Really.
12. John Winchester doesn't get hurt when he's slammed into a wall. That loud noise you hear is the wall begging for mercy.
13. When Sam was two a werewolf cornered him against a cabin wall. John instantly burst in and stared it down until it changed back into a human and ran off into the forest naked.
14. John Winchester carries so much salt that his body's freezing point has been permanently lowered by fifteen degrees.
15. The sun doesn't set without getting permission from John Winchester. Same goes for the leaves changing colors. And snow? Forget about it.
16. A police officer once tried to give John Winchester a ticket for speeding. He ended up giving everyone else a ticket for driving too slow.
17. John Winchester actually died three years ago. But heaven threw him out and hell was afraid to take him so they sent him back to Earth. John Winchester is now immortal.
18. Love does not make the world go round. John Winchester makes the world go round. By ordering it to do so.
19. John Winchester doesn't need to lie. When he tells someone he's a doctor, their hand automatically flies to their head and they claim they have a fever.
20. John Winchester once wooed seven women, pissed off four men and exorcised a demon just by walking into a room.
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Disclaimer: These were all written by me and are the result of my obsessive fangirl brain. Please don't re-post elsewhere without asking my permission first.
Idea inspired by madam_rosmerta's list of Dean Winchester facts.
Made for the Papa Winchester Scrapbook at papawinchester
01. John Winchester doesn't talk about demons. Demons talk about John Winchester.
02. John Winchester's ice cream never melts. It wouldn't dare.
01. John Winchester doesn't talk about demons. Demons talk about John Winchester.
02. John Winchester's ice cream never melts. It wouldn't dare.
03. When John Winchester smiles at you, there's either a bullet headed towards your face or you're in for a long, hot night.
04. John Winchester doesn't clean his guns in public anymore. Too many women died the last time.
05. In hell every demon must pass a class called "How to Beat Avoid John Winchester".
06. When John Winchester says "jump" you don't stick around long enough to ask "how high?".
07. When it comes to sexy, older men, George Clooney has nothing on John Winchester. Though he wishes he could get in just one hand.
08. John Winchester looks so young because his grey hair and wrinkles are afraid to come out. And rightly so.
09. John Winchester met the Devil once. That's right, just once.
10. If you don't think scruffy is sexy, you haven't met John Winchester.
11. John Winchester is the walking embodiment of "50 is the new 30". Really.
12. John Winchester doesn't get hurt when he's slammed into a wall. That loud noise you hear is the wall begging for mercy.
13. When Sam was two a werewolf cornered him against a cabin wall. John instantly burst in and stared it down until it changed back into a human and ran off into the forest naked.
14. John Winchester carries so much salt that his body's freezing point has been permanently lowered by fifteen degrees.
15. The sun doesn't set without getting permission from John Winchester. Same goes for the leaves changing colors. And snow? Forget about it.
16. A police officer once tried to give John Winchester a ticket for speeding. He ended up giving everyone else a ticket for driving too slow.
17. John Winchester actually died three years ago. But heaven threw him out and hell was afraid to take him so they sent him back to Earth. John Winchester is now immortal.
18. Love does not make the world go round. John Winchester makes the world go round. By ordering it to do so.
19. John Winchester doesn't need to lie. When he tells someone he's a doctor, their hand automatically flies to their head and they claim they have a fever.
20. John Winchester once wooed seven women, pissed off four men and exorcised a demon just by walking into a room.
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Disclaimer: These were all written by me and are the result of my obsessive fangirl brain. Please don't re-post elsewhere without asking my permission first.