2PM/SHINee - "Love Is A Fickle Thing" [PG-13]
Title: Love Is A Fickle Thing
Chapter: 1/5
Fandoms: 2PM & SHINee
Pairings: Taek/Onew, Taek/Khun, Khun/Minho
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Taek brings his new best friend, Onew to the dorms. Chaos ensues.
Notes: This is crack. Pure and utter crack in the only way these two crazy fandoms could be. I wrote it pretty fast so please forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes. Let me know if there's anything glaringly bad. Also, this was inspired by a request over at kpoprarepair but I changed it a bit and added some stuff of my own.
"He's the leader?"
"I think so."
"No way."
"He looks like he's twelve."
"He must be the magnae. You know the one who's a good dancer."
"I don't know, he doesn't really look like he can dance."
"Did you see the way he tripped over a pencil when he walked in? A pencil."
"Where did Taecyeon find-"
"Shhhhh," Junsu whispered, clamping his hand over Junho's mouth. "They're coming over here."
All the 2pm members jumped up from the corner where they had been whispering about the boy Taek had brought over and instantly disappeared into the kitchen with.
"What are you guys doing?" Taek asked, his arm draped over the shoulders of a very nervous looking boy.
"Nothing," Jaebum lied. "Who's your friend, by the way? You didn't even introduce him to us."
"I figured you guys already knew who he was."
"Yeah. Yeah. Of course we do," Wooyoung said with a wave of his hand. "You're Taemin right?"
The boy's face suddenly fell and his eyes began blinking fast.
"They're joking. They're joking," Taek laughed, trying to lighten the awkward moment. "You're so funny, Wooyoung."
The boys looked around at each other unsure of what to do next.
"Let's go to my room, ONEW," Taek said putting unnecessary emphasis on the name as he led him away.
Once they were out of earshot, Chansung leaned over and gloated, "See I told you he was the leader."
"God, if he looks like that, their magnae must be like seven or something."
"What the hell are they putting in the water over at SM?"
"And where can I get some?"
"What?"
"Nothing. I said, what do we do now?"
"What do you mean? There's no rule against having guys over."
"Even if they're from a rival group?"
"Psssh. What rivals? Who could rival these gorgeous abs."
"Put your shirt down, Jae."
Taek sat down beside Onew and handed him the cookies they had found in the kitchen.
"Sorry about that. The members are a little weird when they haven't eaten."
"I don't think they like me," Onew said looking up with misty eyes. "Maybe I should leave."
"No! Don't leave!" Taek cried pulling Onew into a bear hug. The height difference resulted in Onew getting a face full of fuzzy sweater and Taek tucking his head under his chin.
Outside the room, Nichkhun gasped and jumped back from the crack he was peeking though.
"What happened?" Wooyoung whispered.
"Are they kissing or something?"
"Are they naked?"
"What the hell, Chansung," Wooyoung said holding back the boy who was trying to sneak a peek inside the room. "Who gave the magnae porn? Manager hyung warned us we'd be dead if he turned into another Changmin."
"No he didn't. He said we'd be a hit."
"How would you know? It's not like you're awake at the meetings anyways."
"Like you should be taking, Mr. Under-the-table-text-messenger."
"That was only that one time and I totally heard everything."
"Yeah right. So you raised your hand for garbage duty on purpose?"
"Will you guys shut up!" Jae said shoving Junho and Junsu aside. "Let Nichkhun talk."
"He...he..."
"OMG. Is he giving away our group secrets?"
"What group secrets?"
"I don't know. We must have secrets to being so awesome."
"Someone lock Jae in his room before I sit on his face."
Onew chuckled as Taek showed him the pictures Nichkhun had pinned to their walls. He burst out laughing when his eyes landed on one of Taek lying flat on the ground, an ice cream cone smashed into his face.
"It was slippery that day," Taek insisted, putting his hand on his hips and trying to make a face he assumed must be threatening.
Onew laughed even harder at the weird expression and the smile tugging at Taek's lips finally burst out and they collapsed on the bed, clutching their stomachs.
Taek grabbed a pillow and tried to smack Onew but the boy slipped away before it could make contact. Not one to turn down a challenge, he chased Onew around the room until he could wrap his arm around his thin waist and drag him back to the bed. Throwing him onto the stripped sheets, Taek pinning Onew down and crawled on top to straddle his hips. He was about to grab the pillow again when Nichkhun burst into the room.
Onew sat up suddenly, his eyes taking up half his face as he tried to figure out what just happened. All he had seen was a small boy flying past him and Taek's huge body colliding with floor.
Taek shook his head to clear his vision and looked around trying to get his bearings. He was so busy squinting at the figures crowding around him that he jumped when arms wrapped around his chest from behind.
"Damn Nichkhun!"
"How the hell did you do that?"
"Did you see him fly?"
"Man he was like underdog or something."
"Underdog?"
Jae squeezed his way though the boys and tried to assess the situation. Onew was still sitting on the bed, his face frozen in shock. Taek was twisting his head around trying to see who had an iron grip on him. And Nichkhun was clutching Taek like his life depended on it, his face now buried in his back.
He raked his brain for something leader-like to say and was about to open his mouth when a deep voice from the doorway interrupted him.
"Hyung?"
Eight pairs of eyes instantly turned and found Minho standing behind them.
"Key hyung sent me to get you. Your curfew started half an hour ago."
Onew jumped up from the bed at thought of Key's face and ran out the door without another word. Minho politely bowed to everyone and excused himself.
Taek realized he could finally breath again and turned around to find Nichkhun clasping his hands together and staring at the spot where Minho had been standing. His eyes were even bigger than normal and a string of drool was falling from his lips.
Jaebum gave up trying to pull Chansung from where he was sitting on Wooyoung's chest after an argument over the color of Underdog's pants broke out and he caught the glazed look in Nichkhun's eyes. Letting out a long sigh, he dropped his head into his hands.
He did not sign up to lead a group of adolescent girls.
Although the girls definitely would have smelled better.
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I wrote this before the 2PM/SHINee Idol Army episode aired. And now after watching that, you can rest assured, there will be more!!!
Chapter: 1/5
Fandoms: 2PM & SHINee
Pairings: Taek/Onew, Taek/Khun, Khun/Minho
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Taek brings his new best friend, Onew to the dorms. Chaos ensues.
Notes: This is crack. Pure and utter crack in the only way these two crazy fandoms could be. I wrote it pretty fast so please forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes. Let me know if there's anything glaringly bad. Also, this was inspired by a request over at kpoprarepair but I changed it a bit and added some stuff of my own.
"He's the leader?"
"I think so."
"No way."
"He looks like he's twelve."
"He must be the magnae. You know the one who's a good dancer."
"I don't know, he doesn't really look like he can dance."
"Did you see the way he tripped over a pencil when he walked in? A pencil."
"Where did Taecyeon find-"
"Shhhhh," Junsu whispered, clamping his hand over Junho's mouth. "They're coming over here."
All the 2pm members jumped up from the corner where they had been whispering about the boy Taek had brought over and instantly disappeared into the kitchen with.
"What are you guys doing?" Taek asked, his arm draped over the shoulders of a very nervous looking boy.
"Nothing," Jaebum lied. "Who's your friend, by the way? You didn't even introduce him to us."
"I figured you guys already knew who he was."
"Yeah. Yeah. Of course we do," Wooyoung said with a wave of his hand. "You're Taemin right?"
The boy's face suddenly fell and his eyes began blinking fast.
"They're joking. They're joking," Taek laughed, trying to lighten the awkward moment. "You're so funny, Wooyoung."
The boys looked around at each other unsure of what to do next.
"Let's go to my room, ONEW," Taek said putting unnecessary emphasis on the name as he led him away.
Once they were out of earshot, Chansung leaned over and gloated, "See I told you he was the leader."
"God, if he looks like that, their magnae must be like seven or something."
"What the hell are they putting in the water over at SM?"
"And where can I get some?"
"What?"
"Nothing. I said, what do we do now?"
"What do you mean? There's no rule against having guys over."
"Even if they're from a rival group?"
"Psssh. What rivals? Who could rival these gorgeous abs."
"Put your shirt down, Jae."
Taek sat down beside Onew and handed him the cookies they had found in the kitchen.
"Sorry about that. The members are a little weird when they haven't eaten."
"I don't think they like me," Onew said looking up with misty eyes. "Maybe I should leave."
"No! Don't leave!" Taek cried pulling Onew into a bear hug. The height difference resulted in Onew getting a face full of fuzzy sweater and Taek tucking his head under his chin.
Outside the room, Nichkhun gasped and jumped back from the crack he was peeking though.
"What happened?" Wooyoung whispered.
"Are they kissing or something?"
"Are they naked?"
"What the hell, Chansung," Wooyoung said holding back the boy who was trying to sneak a peek inside the room. "Who gave the magnae porn? Manager hyung warned us we'd be dead if he turned into another Changmin."
"No he didn't. He said we'd be a hit."
"How would you know? It's not like you're awake at the meetings anyways."
"Like you should be taking, Mr. Under-the-table-text-messenger."
"That was only that one time and I totally heard everything."
"Yeah right. So you raised your hand for garbage duty on purpose?"
"Will you guys shut up!" Jae said shoving Junho and Junsu aside. "Let Nichkhun talk."
"He...he..."
"OMG. Is he giving away our group secrets?"
"What group secrets?"
"I don't know. We must have secrets to being so awesome."
"Someone lock Jae in his room before I sit on his face."
Onew chuckled as Taek showed him the pictures Nichkhun had pinned to their walls. He burst out laughing when his eyes landed on one of Taek lying flat on the ground, an ice cream cone smashed into his face.
"It was slippery that day," Taek insisted, putting his hand on his hips and trying to make a face he assumed must be threatening.
Onew laughed even harder at the weird expression and the smile tugging at Taek's lips finally burst out and they collapsed on the bed, clutching their stomachs.
Taek grabbed a pillow and tried to smack Onew but the boy slipped away before it could make contact. Not one to turn down a challenge, he chased Onew around the room until he could wrap his arm around his thin waist and drag him back to the bed. Throwing him onto the stripped sheets, Taek pinning Onew down and crawled on top to straddle his hips. He was about to grab the pillow again when Nichkhun burst into the room.
Onew sat up suddenly, his eyes taking up half his face as he tried to figure out what just happened. All he had seen was a small boy flying past him and Taek's huge body colliding with floor.
Taek shook his head to clear his vision and looked around trying to get his bearings. He was so busy squinting at the figures crowding around him that he jumped when arms wrapped around his chest from behind.
"Damn Nichkhun!"
"How the hell did you do that?"
"Did you see him fly?"
"Man he was like underdog or something."
"Underdog?"
Jae squeezed his way though the boys and tried to assess the situation. Onew was still sitting on the bed, his face frozen in shock. Taek was twisting his head around trying to see who had an iron grip on him. And Nichkhun was clutching Taek like his life depended on it, his face now buried in his back.
He raked his brain for something leader-like to say and was about to open his mouth when a deep voice from the doorway interrupted him.
"Hyung?"
Eight pairs of eyes instantly turned and found Minho standing behind them.
"Key hyung sent me to get you. Your curfew started half an hour ago."
Onew jumped up from the bed at thought of Key's face and ran out the door without another word. Minho politely bowed to everyone and excused himself.
Taek realized he could finally breath again and turned around to find Nichkhun clasping his hands together and staring at the spot where Minho had been standing. His eyes were even bigger than normal and a string of drool was falling from his lips.
Jaebum gave up trying to pull Chansung from where he was sitting on Wooyoung's chest after an argument over the color of Underdog's pants broke out and he caught the glazed look in Nichkhun's eyes. Letting out a long sigh, he dropped his head into his hands.
He did not sign up to lead a group of adolescent girls.
Although the girls definitely would have smelled better.
---------------------------
I wrote this before the 2PM/SHINee Idol Army episode aired. And now after watching that, you can rest assured, there will be more!!!