Title: What Magnae Wants, Magnae Gets
Fandom: MBLAQ
Pairing: slight Mir/G.O.
Rating: G
Summary: Mir is obsessed with G.O's facial hair while G.O. is annoyed, Seungho is leader-like, Thunder is scared and Joon is grumpy.
The tiny black hairs fascinated Mir. They captivated his attention and drove him crazy. He wanted to touch them and poke them and see what they felt like.
One day as they were eating dinner, Mir noticed the hairs were getting especially long. Before he could stop himself, he leaned towards G.O.'s face as the curiosity overwhelmed him. He slowly reached out a finger....
"What the hell?!" G.O. slapped way Mir's hand and scooted his chair away from him.
Mir's face fell as the glorious mustache slipped out of his reach.
Seungho sighed while Mir pouted and sipped on his water. That face was never a good sign. It was going to be a long night until Mir got what he wanted.
Thunder smiled and held out a spoon of rice to console the sulking magnae. Mir hesitated for half a second before opening his mouth wide. As he slowly chewed, he began plotting his next move.
"Ahhhh!" G.O. screamed, clutching his naked chest as he pushed aside the shower curtain to find Mir staring at him.
"Hi Hyung," he replied, waving and smiling.
G.O. stared back at him in complete shock until footsteps hurried closer and Seungho threw open the bathroom door.
"What happened?" he asked, looking back and forth between the boys.
G.O. seemed frozen in place and Mir just smiled back at him in a creepy way that made Seungho shudder. Thunder peeked into the bathroom and looked around at the three boys just standing there staring at each other.
"Oooh, are we having a staring contest?" he asked focusing his eyes on G.O. who hadn't blinked since he entered the room.
Joon walked by on his way to the bedroom and instantly backpedaled when he realized the whole team was crowded into the bathroom. He cocked his head in confusion at the silent staring and shrugged his shoulders before walking away. He was probably better off not knowing.
Mir sighed and tossed under his covers. He couldn't sleep while his head swirled with anger over how his genius plan had been spoiled by Seungho's meddling. He glared at the sleeping leader across the room and giggled when he noticed how big his mouth hung open when he breathed. Mir peeked down at the bunk bed below and watched the rise and fall of Joon's shirtless chest. When he was sure they were both asleep, he slipped down the ladder and headed towards the room next door.
He tip-toed towards the bed by the window and stared down at the peaceful face illuminated by moonlight. Bending over, he reached out a finger towards the glistening facial hair.
The next morning G.O. looked in confusion at his reflection in the mirror. Why was his upper lip so red? Was he having a bad reaction to that new lotion?
Suddenly he heard a strange sound and turned to find Mir standing in the doorway snickering behind his hands.
Joon grumbled in his sleep as Mir's high pitched screams mixed with G.O.'s threats and Seungho's cries for peace. He flipped onto his stomach and covered his head with his pillow to block the sound. He was almost asleep again when something began poking his shoulder. He slipped his head out from under the pillow and peeled open one eye.
"Hyung, I'm scared," Thunder whimpered, clutching his stuffed cat.
Joon sighed and squeezed his eyes shut in exasperation. Crawling off his bed, he stomped towards the door.
"All of you shut up, right now!" he screamed down the hallway. "I hear one more sound and I swear I'll make you regret the day you crossed me!"
There was small crash as the frozen Mir lost his balance and barreled into a wall. Then everything went quiet and Joon shuffled back to his bed. He crashed face-first into his pillow and mumbled into the soft fabric.
"It's not easy to look this goddamn beautiful every day."