MBLAQ - "Hello Baby" [G]
Title: Hello Baby
Fandom: MBLAQ
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: What would happen if MBLAQ had to take care of a baby?
"Joon!" Seungho screamed as he ran towards the kitchen. "Stop feeding him candy!"
Joon ignored the leader and shoved another piece of chocolate into the baby's mouth.
"You love Joon appa the most, don't you?" Joon asked, grinning down at him.
The baby smiled back as chocolate drool ran down his chin. Before Seungho could reach him, Mir swept him into his arms and ran around the living room. He dipped him up and down, left and right, even upside down as he made airplane noises.
Seungho froze when he saw the nauseous look on the baby's face. He quickly pulled him from Mir's arm but it was too late. Mir's shrieking filled the house as he flailed around in his vomit covered shirt. Seungho handed the child to G.O. and dragged Mir outside to hose him down.
G.O. looked down at the baby and blinked.
The baby burped and blinked back, before suddenly bursting into a smile.
"Appa!" he cried out as he tried to hug him.
G.O. took one look at his chocolate vomit shirt and ran towards Chundoong.
By the time Seungho and Mir got back, Chundoong had cleaned him up and put a new shirt on. Seungho sighed with relief that the child was in good hands.
His smile didn't last long when he realized G.O. and Joon were in charge of preparing the bottle.
"That's not how you do it, hyung!"
"Yes it is! You're supposed to mix that powder stuff with water."
"No you're not! You have to mix it with milk!"
".... are ... are you sure?"
"Of course. That's why they call it a bottle of MILK!"
"But we only have chocolate milk..."
Seungho rushed over and grabbed the bottle out of G.O.'s hand.
"Both of you, out! Now!"
Joon tried handing him the chocolate milk but Seungho glared at him until he put it back in the fridge and slowly backed away.
Seungho quickly prepared the bottle and rushed to the living room where the baby was now fussing in Chundoong's arms. Luckily, he settled down as soon as the nipple touched his lips and Seungho carried him into the baby room.
When he was sure he was asleep, he closed the door and hurried to his room to squeeze in a short nap.
Five minutes later, Seungho's eyes sprang open as crying filled the dorm. He rushed to the other room and found Chundoong trying to calm down the baby while G.O. yelled at Mir for touching his nose.
"But it looked all shiny and wet like a dog's! I wanted to see if it felt the same."
Just then, Joon rushed past Seungho into the room.
"I've got it! Give him some candy!"
Seungho's head fell into his hands and he sank to the floor.
When they went to jail, would Jihoon hyung bail them out?
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Please don't take this seriously! It's crack rumor. I know they're not really this incompetent with children but I'd still fear for a baby raised by them O_o
Fandom: MBLAQ
Pairings: none
Rating: G
Summary: What would happen if MBLAQ had to take care of a baby?
"Joon!" Seungho screamed as he ran towards the kitchen. "Stop feeding him candy!"
Joon ignored the leader and shoved another piece of chocolate into the baby's mouth.
"You love Joon appa the most, don't you?" Joon asked, grinning down at him.
The baby smiled back as chocolate drool ran down his chin. Before Seungho could reach him, Mir swept him into his arms and ran around the living room. He dipped him up and down, left and right, even upside down as he made airplane noises.
Seungho froze when he saw the nauseous look on the baby's face. He quickly pulled him from Mir's arm but it was too late. Mir's shrieking filled the house as he flailed around in his vomit covered shirt. Seungho handed the child to G.O. and dragged Mir outside to hose him down.
G.O. looked down at the baby and blinked.
The baby burped and blinked back, before suddenly bursting into a smile.
"Appa!" he cried out as he tried to hug him.
G.O. took one look at his chocolate vomit shirt and ran towards Chundoong.
By the time Seungho and Mir got back, Chundoong had cleaned him up and put a new shirt on. Seungho sighed with relief that the child was in good hands.
His smile didn't last long when he realized G.O. and Joon were in charge of preparing the bottle.
"That's not how you do it, hyung!"
"Yes it is! You're supposed to mix that powder stuff with water."
"No you're not! You have to mix it with milk!"
".... are ... are you sure?"
"Of course. That's why they call it a bottle of MILK!"
"But we only have chocolate milk..."
Seungho rushed over and grabbed the bottle out of G.O.'s hand.
"Both of you, out! Now!"
Joon tried handing him the chocolate milk but Seungho glared at him until he put it back in the fridge and slowly backed away.
Seungho quickly prepared the bottle and rushed to the living room where the baby was now fussing in Chundoong's arms. Luckily, he settled down as soon as the nipple touched his lips and Seungho carried him into the baby room.
When he was sure he was asleep, he closed the door and hurried to his room to squeeze in a short nap.
Five minutes later, Seungho's eyes sprang open as crying filled the dorm. He rushed to the other room and found Chundoong trying to calm down the baby while G.O. yelled at Mir for touching his nose.
"But it looked all shiny and wet like a dog's! I wanted to see if it felt the same."
Just then, Joon rushed past Seungho into the room.
"I've got it! Give him some candy!"
Seungho's head fell into his hands and he sank to the floor.
When they went to jail, would Jihoon hyung bail them out?
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Please don't take this seriously! It's crack rumor. I know they're not really this incompetent with children but I'd still fear for a baby raised by them O_o