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[carmineflush]

As much as I appreciate receiving chocolates, lustful Valentine poetry, and offers of being my knight in shining armor, I have to regretfully pass such offers from them.  Mr. Romeo, you're not an exception.  Most of them were from anonymous senders, but when you get the same things from others, over the years, you get an idea.  Although I would

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[reciprocatory]

Who the fuck sent you condoms?

[carmineflush]

Obviously someone that cares about my well-being.

I'm not sure, but I have a hunch. Jealous?

[reciprocatory]

If they were concerned about your well-being they wouldn't get you the cheap kind.

And no. Irritated. Who sent you condoms?

[carmineflush]

Cheap kind? And how would you know? I actually like cherry.

I get dibs on murdering the prankster, so forget about it, Sarutobi.