Don't eat the chocolate with legs

[carnalmortality]

Today I was sitting at the table behind my desk. Girly was using my second desk, and I didn't feel like asking her to move so that I could do what I needed to do. ("My" desk is relative. Technically the 'second' desk is the one that is "Mine". However I like to use the other one because a)you can see who's coming in the door, b)you can see who's

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[carnalmortality]

Meet me in Wisconsin with a straight razor and some gauze. I'll bring the super glue. I know a guy there who'll swap out our parts for 2 dead kittens and a bowl of moldy fruit.

[antisocialgecko]

Sheena....does someone proclaim their love for you every week or something?

Seriously, because if this is the next fad, I'll totally be ahead of the game for once. Who else would park the car and go back into Wendy's to get your barbecue sauce?

Now, as for the cooing boy. Mah Sheena does not coo (at least, she doesn't admit to it). She is also more likely to dye your eyebrows than braid your hair. Beware, she will take pictures while dying your eyebrows. That red unibrow will haunt me forever.

As for needing a vagina. Give her your penis (so long as it isn't teeny) in trade for her girly parts, and she'll be happy.

I'll be home on Friday too homeslice, so I expect some quality time with you sitting in my chair, and me sitting wherever you damn well please.

The chicken IS coming this time too.

[carnalmortality]

I've already reserved "Jesus time". You'll forget the chicken again, and I'll forgive you.

And no, I don't coo. But I do moan. Loudly. Ask your brother. Just uh, not while i'm there. Because that would be weird.

Yes, someone is always proclaiming how they love, 'love', or wuv me. The statement "I wuv woo" makes me cringe and die a little on the inside where no one can see it. Strangely enough, I like it.