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Apr 26, 2006 19:43


Five things to do when you should be looking for a job

March 12th, 2003

Drink coffee

Work on Ray Milland impersonation

Read advice columns, scoff

Water the aloe plant

Make lists of five things

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the_moriarty April 26 2006, 04:43:16 UTC

Thankyou, I really needed something to do.

Additional: I just spent the last hour sitting at my computer, refreshing my friends page. That's a much worse way to spend time.

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carnelle_scott April 26 2006, 06:30:10 UTC
Five terrible fake names for James Bond women
April 23rd, 2004
Cunnalingua Fränka
Bosomy Flava
Badonka Donk
Felacia Von Succulent
Uterus Jones

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the_moriarty April 26 2006, 06:38:11 UTC


Haha, I saw that. Good stuff.

Five Things You Might Want to Reconsider
June 24th, 2003

1. Relining your own brakes
2. Wearing that tube-top
3. Ending your emails with “Cheers!”
4. Naming the kid “Tyler”
5. Watching that same “Friends” again

Once I start, I can't stop.

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carnelle_scott April 27 2006, 04:20:21 UTC
What are you saying?

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distant_car April 26 2006, 06:08:27 UTC
Five revelations from Rene Descartes’ LiveJournal...
September 19th, 2005
1 He used to be into Emo, but now he thinks it’s “kind of gay”
2 He’s thinking of getting a job next summer
3 He totally blew the math quiz on Friday
4 He’s frenched three times now (and one time got a little tit)
5 He’s using a Bob Marley icon some dude made

hooray for timewasting. its all the rage in paris.

i haven't seen you for a long long time sasha! where are you? physically and existentially?

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carnelle_scott April 26 2006, 06:27:45 UTC
Five most punchable characters in Pretty in Pink
May 8th, 2005
Ducky
Blaine
Steff
Andie
everyone else who isn’t Harry Dean Stanton

Maybe I don't exist anymore...
I had a dream last night that you and Tom were dating. Would you like to comment on this new rumour?

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distant_car April 26 2006, 06:44:56 UTC
no! i won't have people speak ill of ducky. he is perfect.

dream master says: dreams are a manifestation of your deepest desires. perhaps you have a wish to see your close friends making out? there is no shame in this and i am sure there is a degrassi episode that will help you through this trying phase.

i saw on the television that this weekend they are going to play the top 100 songs to get naked to on vh1 and i thought of you.

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carnelle_scott April 27 2006, 04:22:58 UTC
You know my opinions about that movie - Die Ducky Die! You'll never be Jake! or even Farmer Ted...

It was frightening Abby. It made me very uncomfortable - please don't ever start "making out" infront of me.

I love vh1 lists. And one about nudity too...

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