Don't Mind My Hand- a Miroku FST
Yeah...Ro has made a Miroku FST. Why? ...I blame chat Econtra XD. For both the amount of FSTs shared in spazz and, of course, for that Singalong they had one weekend XD
Well, my Miroku muse demanded me make him an FST so...here it is!
Don't Mind My Hand- a Miroku FST
Track One- Pot Bellied Buddah- Vic Mignogna
It's kind of blasphemous
I shouldn't be saying this
But lying is not my particular sin
I talk to God and all
Seems like I only call
When easy turns rough
And hard, or dangerous
Or more than I can carry in my fair-weather arms
I kind of treat him like a pot-bellied buddah
Meet Miroku. He's a monk, but not a very good one. He seems to worship women more than Buddah, though he is not ashamed to abuse his position when it comes to where he and the others are sleeping that night.
Track Two-Game of Love- Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders
The purpose of a man is to love a woman
And the purpose of a woman is to love a man
So c'mon baby, let's start today
C'mon baby let's play the game of love
It started long ago in the garden of Eden
When Adam said to Eve, "Baby, you're for me!"
So c'mon baby let's start today
C'mon baby let's play the game of love
And here we start to see just what kind of man Miroku is- a woman-loving one, the more the merrier!
Track Three-Oo-De-Lally- Robin Hood
Robin Hood and Little John runnin' through the forest
Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees and tryin' to get away
Contemplatin' nothin' but escapin' and finally makin' it
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly what a day
Ah, but Miroku doesn't spend all his time chasing skirts- he also fights demons! Only- is that really what InuYasha and he are running from-?! When I hear this song, I get the image of Miroku and InuYasha watching as the girls bathe- until they get caught, of course! Oops!
Trach Four- Bend Me, Shape Me- The American Breed
Everybody tells me I'm wrong to want you so badly
But there's a force that's drivin' me on, I'd follow it gladly
So let them laugh, I don't care
Cuz I got nothin' to hide
All that I want is you by my side
Bend me, shape me, anyway you want me
'Long as you love me, it's all right
Bend me, shape me, anyway you want me
You've got the power to turn on the light
Miroku has no preference in women- he loves almost all of them (okay, as long as they're pretty, he'll grope them). Because his preference is so diverse, Miroku is willing to be anything any woman might want...as long as she is willing to be the mother of his children, of course.
Track Five-He's a Tramp- Lady and the Tramp
What a dog!
He's a tramp
But they love him
Breaks a new heart every day
He's a tramp
They adore him
And I only hope he'll stay that way
Well...he is. And we all love him the way he is, don't we? Even though Miroku's women-wandering ways makes him a bit of a perv, we wouldn't have him any other way.
Track Six-Grace Kelly- Mika
Do I attract you, do I repluse you
With my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty, am I too flirty,
Do I like what you like?
I can be wholesome, I can be loathsome,
Yes I'm a little bit shy.
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me
Without making me try?
...Except for maybe Sango. This is Miroku's song to her, the only woman he really cares about, and the one who constantly berates him for his perverted ways. She is so hard to please! Miroku wishes she could understand why he does what he does...
Track Seven-Touch- Clay Aiken
Angel heaven starts here
Tonight in your arms
Want to drown in your body
Get lost in your charms
Now that you're here
Angel don't go
Let's keep the mood nice and slow
All I want is your touch
All I want is your heaven
Right here by my side
Every night
All I want is your touch
All I want is your tenderness here in my life
Every morning and night
Oh happy day- someone is actually inviting Miroku into her bed! Traveling all those days with InuYasha and the others, sleeping on the cold ground and eating nothing but fish and roots...this is certainly a treat! Let's just hope this woman isn't a demon or possessed or- oh damn. But of course she was...
Track Eight-Endless Night- Lion King Broadway version
Where has the starlight gone?
Dark is the day
How can I find my way home?
Home is an empty dream
Lost to the night
Father, I feel so alone
You promised you'd be there
Whenever I needed you
Whenever I call your name
You're not anywhere
Miroku has backstory! And what a sad one it is...his father, cursed with the Kazaana, failed to defeat Naraku and was swallowed up by the hole in his hand, leaving young Miroku all alone...and with the same dark fate looming in his future...
Track Nine-Shake the Disease- Depeche Mode
I'm not goin' down on my knees, beggin' you to adore me
Can't you see it's a misery and torture for me
Well, I'm misunderstood
Try as hard as you can, I tried as hard as I could
To make you see how important it is for me
Here is a plea, from my heart to you
And nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me
To shake the disease that takes hold of my tongue
In situations like these
Miroku doesn't like to talk about his curse- hard to ignore, of course, after he uses it, but it's not something he likes to talk about, as it ruins his carefree demeanor. ...I meant for this song to be serious, but halfway through, it made me think of Miroku telling Sango that his groping habits are a disease he just can't stop...so it can go either way, I suppose!
Track Ten-Final Destination- Within Temptation
All around me I see danger
And it's closing in on me
Every second I can hear it breathin'
I can't stand the fear inside me
Cause it's leadin' me astray
And it will be my endin'!
I'm searchin', I'm fightin' for a way to get through
To turn it away
It's waitin', always tryin'
Feel the hands of fate, they're suffocatin'
Tell me what's the reason
Is it all inside my head?
I can't take it no more!
Even Miroku needs some angst every few seasons or so. This is Miroku's inner fear of death, what he might not tell the others, but what he probably can't help but think on occasion...basically his "I DON'T WANNA DIE!" song.
Track Eleven-Starlight- Muse
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold you in my arms
...and once Miroku gets past that stage, what can he do but keep living? There is, after all, a way to break his curse...and he can even use his Kazaana in the fight against Naraku. And in case that doesn't pan out, there's always plan B (that is, while he's fighting Naraku in the present, Miroku always has an eye to the future...just in case he should fail.)
Track Twelve-Let's Live For Today- The Grass Roots
Sha la la la la la
Live for today
Sha la la la la la
Live for today
And don't worry 'bout tomorrow hey
Sha la la la la la
Live for today
We were never meant to worry
The way that people do
And I don't need to hurry
As long as I'm with you
We'll take it nice and easy
And use my simple plan
You'll be my lovin' woman
I'll be your lovin' man
Speaking of plan B, since you can never know what tomorrow will bring, Miroku says they should look to today...and just in case they won't be living tomorrow, better leave someone behind who can (yes, we're exiting the emo "I'm dying~" stage and coming back to the "bear my children kthnx" part).
Track Thirteen-If Everyone Cared- Nickelback
From underneath the trees, we watched the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you'd be mine
But here we are, we're here tonight
Singing, "Amen, I'm alive"
But in the end, it's just good to be alive. And to dream...that one day, their journey will be over, the fighting will end, and he'll get to have a normal life (with Sango, we hope) at last...
Bonus Track-88 Lines About 44 Women- They Might Be Giants
Deborah was a Catholic girl
She held out 'til the bitter end
Carla was a different type
She's the one who put it in
Mary was a black girl
And I was afraid of a girl like that
Susan painted pictures
Sitting down like the Buddhists sat
You knew I had to include this song on here! Well, enjoy this FST~!
