I stole my friends girl

[carnumber79]

My friend wayne at work is in love with my other friend Julie but she dont feel the same about him (how do I always find myself in these situations). She does however love Def Leopard and he asked her if she wanted to go with him to the concert and she agreed. Once I found out about this I started making fun of her. I told her how he is going to

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[_final_descent_]

Take a bottle, shake it up!
Break the bubble, break it up!

[garionfalcon]

Alright
I got something to say
It's better to burn out than fade away.
Nothing brings in the hot chics like a one-armed drummer.

[_vd_]

One arm, eh? Brings 'em in, sure...

...but wasn't he also arrested for spousal abuse?

[carnumber79]

I dont really even know who Def Leopard is but I sure am learning