all men shall be sailors then, until the sea shall free them

[carny]

So last night i was cutting an orange, and the knife slipped. I ended up cutting the orange almost in half. But i didn't stop there! I have a huge gash in my little finger now. I guess it's not that huge, but it's pretty huge in relation to the size of my little finger. Plus, i was cutting an orange and citrus juice sprayed into it

Comments

[nightbug]

i don't think vets take strays.

...SNAP!

[carny]

Fine then. I'll humane society it up.
They'll put me down. It'll be good.

[nightbug]

they'll put you up for adoption. you're going to look so cute in one of those little cube window display thingies!

[carny]

I'll need one of those neck cones to keep me from licking myself.

[anonymous]

your fingers aren't that little.

[carny]

Who asked YOU, anonymous???
If that IS your real name.