Calling in sick when you're not sick, then coming in the next day, and actually feeling a little sick.
Good for me.

So the message board that i made a John Stamos alternet account on last night?
I just made a Principal Scudworth account on it.

I wonder how long they'll let me get away with this nonsense...

...that is all.

...that is all.

The day gets better when your boss give you beer.
It's a fact.

I think the next time i meet someone who's British, i'm going to say "You're from England??? Man! I LOVE the naked chef ( Read more... )

I just got here and already i think i've talked to the most annoying woman on the face of the planet. Oh lady, just shut up. Or as Emily would say: "Shut up, you terrible cunt ( Read more... )

oh man. is it ever ( Read more... )

I just remembered that last night i had a dream that i was shot in the stomach. I was holding my guts in and limping around.
I kept asking everybody to drive me to the hospital, but everyone refused. Like, people i know.
That dream kinda sucked...

I find this site really interesting: www.deadmaneating.com ( Read more... )