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[caroad]

Someone please remind me why I am celebrating imperialism and genocide. Oh shit, we have cranberry sauce! Score.

Comments

[cool_mcsuave]

cranberry sauce that retains the shape of the can is a feat of nature and a work of art...

[leenie_beanie]

it also retains that lovely metallic taste from the can. yum.

[gettingdizzy]

Oh yeah...I always thought that cranberry sauce was, like, frozen jelly. Is that inaccurate?

[concaverec]

because Lincoln made it a national holiday in 1863 when the country was at its most divided. it's more about that than it is about pilgrims and imperialism and genocide. somehow that gets lost.
oh well, cranberry sauce fucking rules.

oy :)

[justsashy]

haha heres to the one day where the average overweight american is given a day off from being hassled with "the low carb diet" bullshit and instead is given at least four different types of pies. amen, and god bless this great country.

make me a friend

[coolmountaineer]

do it. sucka.