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Wingate Hotel Properties Comment Card
First Name: Blurt
Last Name: Andermel
Zip: 45801
Email: dapperbabypenguin@gmail.com
Where did you stay: Wingate by Wyndham; honeymoon suite - Lima, Ohio
Month of stay: May 2012
Please rate the following areas based upon your experience
Reservations Good Fair Poor
Check in/out Good Fair Poor
Room condition Good Fair Poor Atrocious
Breakfast Good Fair Poor
General facilities Good Fair Poor
Grounds Good Fair Poor
Overall value Good Fair Poor
Please tell us if you had problems in these areas
Maintenance or Housekeeping Yes No
Comments and recognition
Is there an employee you would like to recognize? Dear blonde woman at the front desk with the pixie-cut and the turquoise eye-shadow: The next time you want to give someone a complementary upgrade from the standard guest room, please RESIST THAT URGE. However, we know you meant well, so in consideration I'm going to tell you for your own good that you'd look better with a shoulder-length layered hairstyle and that you should wear a lighter shade of lip gloss if you're going to go with an eye-shadow that bold. Loved the scarf; it was really working for me.
General comments: The decor in the room was hideous to the point of nauseating. The atmosphere was not conducive to gay sex any sex romance. That ladybug-cupid chair should be burned in a fire, the bed sheets should be recalled because they're a complete cockblock safety hazard, and that baby-carriage soap dish was offensive. It offended us. We will be e-mailing you a list of appropriate decorating schemes and we'll expect to hear that they've been duly implemented.
We can confirm that there is some paint chipping off the balcony railing, although we'd like to commend whoever installed it, as it is very sturdy. We cleaned off the balcony as best we There may have been a slight It might smell vaguely lemon-scented We enjoyed the balcony. It was very nice.
Overall Experience: Life-changing. <3
Would you like to join our frequent guest program? Dear god, no.
Return this comment card to our front desk staff and you’ll be automatically entered to win a FREE night’s stay at the Lima Wingate! ~ Really, there's no need to enter us in. We are merely returning this card as an act of charity toward future honeymooners. Thanks, anyway! :)