Ficlet: Once Upon A Mattress

[caroline_shea]

So I have legit been trying to post this for about a week but the internet I've been stealing from my neighbors prior to Friday was unbelievably slow. But I have the internetz back, and it is now time for me to post a belated birthday gift for the amazing mybriefeternity !!  I have chosen to express my love and birthday wishes with TOTAL CRACK. MY SINCEREST

Comments

[valentina_says]

Oh my gosh. I'm just sitting here lying in bed cackling and giggling and snorting and laughing my ass off. Goodness knows I love everything you write but when you write crack, the world becomes a happier place.

[blue_peridot]

this is absolutely fantatsic and hilarious and fun (sized), why do you not write crack!fic all the time? i love the furniture-jumping present, i really really do. and the treehouse!

[rockinhamburger]

HILARIOUS!!!

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[djgulia]

I nearly choked on my coffee. Hilarious and perfect.

[specialj67]

I cannot believe I hadn't read this until, literally, 5 minutes ago. Where have I been?

Hilarious!