Fic: Mighty Ducks and BWOC Femmeslash

[carolinecrane]

This comes in two flavors: girls or boys.

First up, boys. We're talking underage boys. Underage boys in a locker room shower all sweaty from hockey practice. That's right, it's Disney pr0n, because I don't do anything halfway. This is probably all kinds of Bad and Wrong, but it's what Jane asked for to the letter. Hey, I just work here.

Comments

[coffeewordangel]

A big fat GUH for the shower smut. And a double guh for the Disney pr0n. But Lori and Becky make me all breathless and fluttery. There needs to be more Lori/Becky fic in the world. *nods*

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[carolinecrane]

There really should be more Becky/Lori fic. I tend to think of them as being all 'old married couple' already, so writing them seems sort of extraneous. But sometimes I forget that it's my duty to convince the rest of the world to believe in my OTPs.

[exitsign]

Eee! ohmygod! Thank you, thank you, thank you! You wonderful, beautiful, darling girl. I check my flist to make sure that nothing drastic has happened while I was off at the supermarket and I see this. You just... you don't even know how much I'm smiling right now. You wrote me my shower porn! And not only that, you wrote me two of the pairings I love most! Becky and Lori are my rarer-than-rare femmeslash OTP and you know that the hockey boys make me melt like warm ice cream. I can't even imagine anything better than these two stories. They're so perfect. They both had that 'we could get caught at any second' vibe that I love so very much. And somehow, because you are both magical and magnificent, you managed to give me both established relationship and first time! I just... oh my God, I could kiss you right now. You own my soul. You own me. I love you so much. ::hugs::

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[carolinecrane]

Aw, sweetie, you know I love you too. I don't usually write shower smut because oftentimes when I do I forget to write the actual shower aspect in, but I started considering fandoms and suddenly there was Fulton, giving me the look. And I was in a femmeslash kind of mood, so I figured why not write both. Becky and Lori deserve more attention than they get, that's for damn sure.

Glad you liked it. It was good for me, I wasn't actually planning to write anything at all today.

[exitsign]

Baby, I more than liked them. I loved them. I'm going to print them out and hang them on my wall. You killed me here. Guh.

and suddenly there was Fulton, giving me the look.

Ah, Fulton, I love that boy. Love him so very much. God save your femmeslash kind of mood, as well. I don't know why Becky and Lori don't have more fans. They're brilliant and hot and much with the perfect for each other so it completely escapes me.

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[carolinecrane]

Fulton's sweet. Quiet, but nice to have around. He reminds me of Ricky without the mood swings.

Also, I forgot to tell you what I got in the mail today. Apparently evil hungers for my soul. Who knew?

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[carolinecrane]

Well thanks, glad you enjoyed. Jane gets all the credit for the idea, of course.

[ruggerdavey]

*dies* Fulton and Portman and a shower. Guh and guh and guh. So, so, so very hot.

[carolinecrane]

Heh. Thanks. Disney films and shower sex, it's like chocolate and peanut butter.

Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[wirrrn]

Hey!

Neato fic! Disney!Porn so great and so Evil, which is how it should be- I just love it when people stick in to Uncle Walt (and not in a good way)

and BWOC- hey! You wrote BWOC again! All we need now is a companion Tommy/Merton Shower piece and I can go to bed without having to devour anyone today!

Gav!

btw- scored a copy of CREEPSHOW on dvd, so am beaming at small children and animals today....

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[carolinecrane]

Disney porn is of the good, but not because of poor Walt. He meant well, it's Eisner and his corporate drones who have sullied the vision. Not that I'm really into Disney, but sometimes I do write slash.

I did write BWOC again. There will probably be more Lori/Becky in my future. Some of it may feature cameos from Tommy and Merton. And I really need to finish that stupid AU I started last year. But I don't know about Tommy/Merton shower porn. We'll see.

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[wirrrn]

Hey,

"Disney" is synonymous with "aaaaugh! run!" in this little bug's eyes. Although I love ALADDIN.

Tommy/Merton shower porn.... you know you want to

Gav!

btw- CSI last night- definite Greg/Nick overtures. Are there any canonically Queer characters on the show?

btw- Now I'm in the mood to write a shower scene with Norman Bates and Viggo Mortensen

Re: Wet wet wet! (not the crap pop group!)

[carolinecrane]

Bobby the ballistics guy is canonically gay. He has a husband and a baby, although they cut that scene out of canon because CBS sucks. But he's still canonically gay (as is the actor who plays him).