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[carolynthesex]

Alrighty, the time has come once again for you the reader to fix my life. Presently, my work environment has been made toxic by the existence of one extremely gross boy. I assure you that I am not just being picky, he is truly revolting (think Six Flags season pass revolting) and what's worse, he has managed to see through the thick fog of idiocy

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[thewindow13]

Whenever he is around, make an offhand comment about.. "what's that smell?"

or, do something incredibly awful that will turn him off to you

or just say, John, I have no romantic interests in you whatsoever, and I have enough friends, so thanks but no thanks.

[apillowofwinds]

Do the only thing you can do:

Buy a season pass to Six Flags.

Enjoy the rides.

[carolynthesex]

As always, you are an ocean of unconventional wisdom. Perhaps since both John and roller coasters make me nauseous combining them will prove a sort of antidote.

[your_not_invted]

tell him you're married

[therobothand]

one word: lesbian.
invite a female to place of work.
kiss her goodbye when she's leaving.

case closed.

[therobothand]

((though sometimes, this just spurs the male on...))