I've been Living my Life A LIE

[carried_on]

so i log on to some random site to see what my chinese horoscope is, when i punch in my birthday it takes me directly to my horoscope. i read into it, and it doesnt make much sense to me. i look at the top of the screen and in boldfaced letters it says "OX." wtf? i thought to myself.. im not an ox... im a tiger.
tiger tiger tiger. i go to the

Comments

[xarahkinz00]

Girl your an oxger!

I think your more

"sensitive, emotional and capable of great love. tending to get carried away and be stubborn about what i think is right. often seen as a "Hothead" or rebel. sensitive, aggressive, unpredictable, charming, emotional, courageous. often risking myself, living a carefree life "

However, I do think that you'll make a great parent!!!

So much so, that i think you should open the coolest daycare!

like anyone would trust me with their kids

[carried_on]

muahahahash

baby- the other white meat

[_super_mow_]

I think you're the pink one.

you are sooo

[carried_on]

right. rye ruv roo!!!

[noshitsherlock]

What the hell is that? you think I dont see, no forks in the house! chopsticks ONLY! have a taste dont be scared!

we're thugs for life baby, azn pride

yo yo yo

[carried_on]

take off your shoes when you enter please

or crawl around on your fuckin knees!

got rice bitch?