I am the happiest boy in the world

i am the saddest boy in the world

Look what you did, now we all suffer.

Look what you did, now we all suffer.

No fucking way. This has never happend in our lifetime. This has never happend in our parents lifetime!!!!!!!! GO SOX!!!!!!! I am the happiest boy in the world

Carries here! I am the happiest boy in the world!

Tom is gone. Woe is me.

Some guys from a band slept in our room, good times had by all. Now it smells weird.....and its not just me, Tom said the same thing.

Tom and i saw the angriest lady alive. "If i werent married to her, i wouldnt take that shit" said Tom. Heres to going home early on a friday. (Now you raise your glasses in merriment).

I skipped polo to get drunk with Mcmahon, what are you gonna do? Fire me! Yeah thats what i thought.

You could jump to the future and grab this years sports almanac and place bets on every game. I bet you would be rich in no time.