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[mezzo_giorno]

[A very, very disgruntled little elephant glares into the camera.]

THE FOOD HERE IS FUCKING STUPID, DAMMIT!

[Or, in other words, he doesn't really manage to eat without two hands. ]

And the whole place is stupid and what the hell happened to the bastard soldiers, and I wanna know if that jerk Medic changed into some animal too. [So he can avoid him.

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[video]

[mezzi_giorni]

............WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[not paranoid.avi NOT AT ALL SRSLY]

[video]

[mezzi_giorni]

...GET THE FUCK OUT!

[Super moot order, but this whole situation just freaks him out. More than Medic would freak him out anyway.]

[rea_norton]

Andrea changed into a capuchin monkey. She's still sat high up in some sort of tropical tree, her eyes tight shut, and clinging to the trunk for dear life. She is absolutely petrified. When she hears his voice on the communicator, she reaches out a trembling hand to press it on, before hugging the tree again.

"Romano?Is that you? Romano, what's going on? Why are we animals?"

[mezzi_giorni]

"I have no fucking clue, dammit!" Sorry, Andrea, he'd try to keep the cursing down in any other situation, simply because no matter how suicidal he thinks that she is she's still a girl, but right now he is too scared of starving in a place that seems to have decent food.

After a few seconds, he has calmed down enough to at least give a proper answer. "I bet it is like that time when we changed into stupid children. It's this fucking place messing everything up."

[rea_norton]

"I don't like it! And I think I'm stuck. Why, of all animals, did it have to be a monkey? If I can get down though, I can help you eat. But oh god - I'm gonna be stuck up here. What if I can't get down? I'm gonna starve and then fall out of a tree!" She's panicking just a little...

[mezzi_giorni]

Okayokay. He stares at the screen and then tits his head, snapping out of his angry fit enough to think about ANdrea's predicament. "Can't you just climb down that fucking tree?"

He's always decipted as a cat or dog so.. ~

[charinjo2]

[An annoyed young tiger is glaring at you]

''Eat grass or something; I don't give a fuck about food right now. I also want to know what happend to the soldiers however.. And what the hell is up with this animal shit?''

Romano wants to be cool too but I won't let him...

[mezzi_giorni]

[Oh fu- tige-

Wait he knows that voice.]

But the stupid thing [he tries to point at the trunk with one of his front legs and almost falls over] is always in the way! .......and hell if I fucking know, it makes no sense at all!

He's always decipted as a cat or dog so.. ~

[charinjo2]

''I can chew it of if you want to.''

[Have a wry smirk. He's not serious of course, but poking fun at the fellow Italian is entertaining at times]

''It never makes any sense, dammit.. Did you encounter any soldiers earlier?''

Poor romano XD Dera is lucky that his mun didn't bother to get creative this time

[charinjo2]

Ooc: correction, subject line. stupid mobile.. XP

[unioneitalia]

Have a big... rat-thing (An Aguti) looking at the device.

[At least you don't eat... bugs, do you?] And the weirder thing is the fact they taste... good. O, anyway, hello there! Look who's back from the death!

[mezzi_giorni]

.......SIS!

[He almost drops the device.]

How are you?!

[unioneitalia]

... hey bro!

[Pretending nothing happened]

Oh, I'm fine. It's just... a little weird being so small.

[mezzi_giorni]

YOU FUCKING PROMISED TO NOT GET HURT, DAMMIT!