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HeEeY, i'M aLl gEtTiNg A lOoK oN aT a MoThErFuCkIN mIrAcLe Up BeFoRe Me.
iT'S aLl DaZzLiNg At My LoOkStUbS lIkE wE wAs LoNg LoSt LoVeRs AnD sHiT.
FrEsH sLiMe Is WhAt A bRoThEr bE tElLiNg At YoU, bRoThErS aNd SiStErS aLl WiTh Me In KiCkInG oUr WiCkEd ChIlL uP iN tHiS nEw PlAcE.
iT's BeEn ToO mOtHeRfUcKiN lOnG sInCe I'Ve HaD a GoOd PiE aNd My MoUtH iS GeTtInG mOiSt Up At ThE ThInK oF iT.
WhAt I bE nEeDiNg YoU aLl To Up AnD hElP wItH iS fInDiNg A mOtHeRfUcKiN kItChEn.
sO lAy On Me WhErE aT a BrOtHeR cAn Be GeTtInG hIs BaKe On.
My HeArDuCtS aRe StRaInInG aT fOr ThE sOuNd Of ThAt SwEeT dIrEcTiOn yOu Be GiViNg At Me.
i'Ll EvEn Be Up AnD sHaRiNg At My PiE wItH wHo AlL wAnTs A mOtHeRfUcKiN pIeCe.
HoNk HoNk :o)
{{ Heeey, I'm all getting a look on at a motherfuckin miracle up before me. It's all dazzling at my lookstubs like we was long lost lovers and shit. Fresh slime is what a brother be telling at you, brothers and sisters all with me in kicking our wicked chill up in this new place. It's been too motherfuckin long since I've had a good pie and my mouth is getting moist up at the think of it. What I be needing you all to up and help with is finding a motherfuckin kitchen. So lay on me where at a brother can be getting his bake on. My hearducts are straining at for the sound of that sweet direction you be giving at me. I'll even be up and sharing at my pie with who all wants a motherfuckin piece. Honk honk :o) }}
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