Sixth Seal

[carries_a_bell]

... So... none of it was real?

...

Are there any legal adults out there who wouldn't mind buying some alcohol for me?  I'll give you the money that should cover the cost of it.  Since, you know, I still don't remember how old I am, and I really want to forget this week happened.

... I'll probably need to toss this ring into the lake too.

And, uh, sorry

Comments

[crimeas_hero]

...That bad, huh?

[carries_a_bell]

Married to Gintoki. And I kept remembering his "soulful eyes"... [Sheena shudders.]

Are you old enough to buy alcohol?

[crimeas_hero]

Even if I was, I still avoid going into the bar unless I have to.

[carries_a_bell]

Damn. Maybe I can get Shinon to buy it...

Wait, why do you deliberately avoid bars? I doubt some axe murderer is going to jump out from beneath a counter and try to kill you.

[a_severed_fate]

I would not recommend alcohol to anyone. Perhaps you could try another activity to take your mind off of last week.

[carries_a_bell]

I doubt one night is going to kill me.

[a_severed_fate]

I don't think it will either, but... Suppose you drink too much and end up doing something you regret? Wouldn't that be worse than false memories of a wedding that never happened?

[carries_a_bell]

Then I'll lock myself in my room. Can't exactly do anything if I can't go anywhere.

[originalandroid]

Honestly I don't know how old I am, but I figure my type is made adult to start with, so what the hell? I'll tell 'em I'm old enough.

Why is there even a drinking age, anyway? I mean, kids are stupid to begin with. Alcohol's not gonna make anything worse in that department. And as I always say, and by "always" I mean "for the first time that I can remember but in all such cases so far so technically always," people should be able to make their own choices.

Gimme the money and I'll head over to the bar for ya.

[originalandroid]

Errr, an' yer gonna have to tell me where that is.

[carries_a_bell]

Probably to make sure no kids drink themselves to death. Here's 50 dollars. The bar is... [Insert directions here.]

So... you new here?

[originalandroid]

If they didn't want people drinkin' themselves to death, they'd try and make it illegal for everybody. Anyone's capable of being an irresponsible idiot, kids and adults.

Yeah, I got here yesterday. The name is Blues. Don't ask me anything else though, because I'm runnin' dry in the memory department.

So what's your preference of, uh, alcoholic drinks? Never had any myself. I don't think it would do anything.

[weavingbonds]

... You think it's necessary?

[carries_a_bell]

It'll make me feel better. I think.

[weavingbonds]

If you say so.

[carries_a_bell]

So, now you know you weren't married after all. How do you feel?

[promotion_plz]

Wait, wait, wait. Am I hearing you right? There's not something in my ears, is there?

[carries_a_bell]

Oh, shut up. Blues got me some drinks. I asked him to find ones that didn't have much alcohol since... first time and all that.

Want one?

[promotion_plz]

Yeah, I do want one, thanks. What is it, beer?

…And who's Blue?

[carries_a_bell]

Yeah, beer. Blues is some new guy. Apparently, he's a robot.