Statements.

[carringtonxbear]

There are some statements in life that seem odd, out of place, ludicrous, unthinkable, hard to ponder, perplexing, strange, and mind-blowing.

One of these such statements is: I have a girlfriend

Comments

[emptyvanity]

Aww. Happy for you. <3

[elvisismyhero]

how the fuck did that happen?

ps way to go

[toko2000]

And she's a total ho!