THESE ARE NOT MY PANTS!!!!!!

[isaiditsallen]

[Poor Allen's stumbled into a rather weird room. He entered it and suddenly, he was wearing pants. They weren't his pants. There are a bunch of pants lying around, all shapes and sizes and colors. They all have different effects, too. His, apparently, make him tap dance uncontrollably. He's trying to take them off while tap dancing and it's a

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[lackslucidity]

[Vexen here doesn't seem to be helping. He's putting on a pair of those pants.]

[isaiditsallen]

Th-that's not helping! [Allen's still tap dancing uncontrollably. He looks ready to fall over at any minute.]

[lackslucidity]

[Vexen's new pants burst into flames, making him scream and run in circles.] DAAAAAAMNNN YOOOOOOU AAAAAAXEEEEEL!

[That's... probably not a comforting sight.]

XD You seem to like making him make this face

[isaiditsallen]

[Nope, not comforting at all. Allen stares in shocked horror for a minute, his mind not computing what just happened. Then it hits him, his brain goes int overdrive and he starts fighting with the pants more desperately.] H-hang on! I-I'll help y-you, j-just wait!

[He probably doesn't look very convincing, dancing and fightinf pants that way.]

lol It makes me laugh.

[lackslucidity]

STOP! DROP! ROLL! [He hits the floor, flailing around frantically.]

Makes me laugh too XD

[isaiditsallen]

Where's the rolling? [Just kind of...staring.]

XD

[lackslucidity]

ARGHHHHHH! [And he--ices himself. He seems to have casted a spell or something and it worked... But now he's a frozen Vexensickle.]

Re: XD

[isaiditsallen]

[Just kind of...staring. Not really comprehending what he's seeing. He knows magic exists but this is the first time he's seen anyone other than Yuu-chan use it. This. Does. Not. Compute.]

...the hell? [He's even seemed to have forgotten to fight the pants. He's just staring and tap dancing away. Give him a minute, he's...confused. Very confused.]

Re: XD

[lackslucidity]

[Well Vexen isn't going anywhere. He'll still be a Vexensickle until the ice melts. Or you can push him over. That would shatter the ice.]

More pants problems XD

[isaiditsallen]

[Well, Allen is fighting the pants again and finally making good progress. He's gotten them halfway down his thigh. Just a little lower and he can definitely dance them off. Good thing, too, because several pairs of pants are inching their way toward Vexen. Probably to cover the frozen man. Aren't they sweet pants, trying to warm him up? Of course, that's only so they can take over his body. XD] A-are you o-okay? [He's making funny faces while fighting the pants.]

Allen's gonna have to get close enough to push Vexen over. Unless the pants do it. XD

[lackslucidity]

[Still frozen solid. A shame cuz he's missing the funny faces.]

Will tripping work? XD

[isaiditsallen]

[The pants aren't happy that Allen is making such good progress. Suddenly he's dancing quickly across the floor and he ends up tripping over Vexen. He's sprawled on the ground and the pants are trying to shimmy their way back up and he pushes them down. It's really a hilarious sight.]

Allen and Vexen

[lackslucidity]

[As he hits the ground the ice breaks and he lays there, blinking. A pair of bellbottoms crawl onto his stomache and he hugs them tightly as they squirm in his grip.] Mama... Just killed a man... Put a gun against his head... Pulled the trigger now he's dead... Maaaaamaaaaa! [And now he's singing.]

Re: Allen and Vexen

[isaiditsallen]

What's that song? Sounds familiar... In a creepy kind of way... [Still fighting the pants, which are still trying to squirm their way back up. Glancing at Vexen.] A little help?

Re: Allen and Vexen

[lackslucidity]

Mamaaa! Ohh ohh ohh! Didn't meeeean to make you cryyy! But if I'm not back again this time tomorrowwww carry on, carry on! As if nothing reeeeally matters! [And as he sings he crawls over, still holding the squirming bellbottoms in a one-armed hug, and reaches up with his free hand to grab the pants and tug them downward.]

Re: Allen and Vexen

[isaiditsallen]

...what are you doing? [Staring again. Just staring.]