why do they put passenger airbags on the top of the dashboard?
it's stupid, and it breaks windshields like this --crackcrackrasdjfkdsalfsaihateyoucrackcrackbustcrackHUGEANDBUSTED--
and why do they put that effing powder that will suffocate you?
it's stupid.

I saw a fox today.

( and I'm done with these... )

I stole this from Andrew and made my own.

I dare you to take it.


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Why are humans the most idiotic, selfish species in the universe? Passing up some of the greatest opportunities in life for your own egotistical glory is shitty, especially when it involves honest, whole hearted people. Just... shitty. I hope one day that it slaps you in the face and you realize that no one gives a damn about your inablities to ( Read more... )

i'm not sure why but i can not sleep with my door open.
my throat is sore, I sound like a 80 year old nicotine addict.

I want to go see Some By Sea on Friday but I don't think I can. :(


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- - Why should people need a national holiday to openly express their love for someone? I guess I can understand the "magic" .. ahem... of the holiday.. maybe whatever.., but, wouldn't it be super if your spouse did something spontaneous and great on a day like August 5th? Everyday should be significant ( Read more... )

tea is good.
but now its cold.

where does curiousity come from? and why?

boop boop shoobop ( Read more... )

sneaky sneak.
smoothy smooth.

i'm in love with my new flannel sheets ( Read more... )

Man goes into a doctor's office. Says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam." Doc says, "Sit down, you're two tents."