❧ second [dream / accidental video]

[carrotmarch]

Comments

[purpleandstupid]

Wow! Attacking carrots! We never had anything like that in Marzipan City.

[carrotmarch]

They never had arms or legs where I'm from. But if they did, I'd kill them all! I hate carrots! [ :[ why does no one seem to understand ]

[purpleandstupid]

But, but... [He's totally making the face on his icon.]

[carrotmarch]

But what? They're terrible! I'm pretty sure that they're bad for you. That's just how bad they taste. [ hatred for carrots hksjhdfkwe ]

[carnivalcat]

[.... pfffffffffffffft]

Your nightmare is... an army of carrots.

[silence for a few moments before laughter. and lots of it]

[carrotmarch]

Quit laughing, damn it! [ he sits up again and glares at the source of the laughter. ]

[carnivalcat]

[not gonna happen any time soon. in fact, the cat falls off his bed laughing. after the inital "ow!" he starts laughing again. his wound might reopen at this rate]

[carrotmarch]

[ E-EMBARRASSED SKJFGLWFJGJLHWF. He pushes a hand down on his video feed so all Boris would be able to see is his damn hand. B| ]

[knightofchanges]

[while laughing] You certainly made me to be quite the villain!

[and he gives his usual carefree looking smile which could also be perceived as a playful smirk :D] Unless you really do wish to "join my side", whatever that may mean. I do know this quaint grocery store that has some fresh carrots in stock.

[carrotmarch]

Don't. Talk. To me. [ SEETHING IN RIGHTEOUS MURDEROUS ANGER RITE NAO. You see, Blood let it slip that you had, er, attacked him and tried to take his watch. If you were here in person there would surely be gunfire and raeg ]

[knightofchanges]

[see this? this is a look of pure amusement. oh Elliot why are you so angry? :D IT'S NOT LIKE HE ACTUALLY KILLED BLOOD DURING THAT FIGHT OR ANYTHING 8D]

But you're the one who yelled my name out and dreamed about me. It's a bit touching.

[carrotmarch]

Stay out of my dreams! [ jskdgkjgjleflawhelf HATRED. HATRED HATRED HATRED. B| HAAAATE. ] You want to get shot?! [ UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS TIMES BEFORE, I WON'T MISS THIS TIME. B| ]

[charientisms]

[He's just really, really amused, and for multiple reasons. He smirks.]

It would appear that carrots can be quite dangerous vegetables~

[carrotmarch]

Yeah! But more importantly, they're just gross! I can't believe that whoever made carrot cake would name it after something so bad..

[charientisms]

[Oh, he's going to have fun with you.]

Oh, yes. Whyever would they do that, I wonder.

[carrotmarch]

I don't know why you're asking me. [ he grumbles a bit. B| bad, bad dream. ] Hey, who are you?

why am I always so late to these posts?///voice

[insomniamouse]

..It's...

[ The mouse is scared. He can't manage more then that right now. ]

ROFL.

[carrotmarch]

... [ could have sworn he just heard a sound on his little phone thang ahsdkfhkawe. He stares at it with confusion wat ]

[insomniamouse]

...scary.

[ That came out as more of a squeek. Hi Elliot. c: ]

[carrotmarch]

... [ scratch bad of head get :|;; May or may not be feelin' a bit bad for..er. Scarin' you. ]

It's just a dream. Why'd you watch it if it was so scary? [ you're weird. :| V. v. weird. ]