Voicemail

[carsexual]

"Hey, you've reached Sam, uh, Sam Witwicky, and uh, I'm not here right now, obviously, but if you'll leave a message I'll get right back to you, I swear.  Especially if you're Mikaela.  If you're from the US government--not that I would know anyone from the US government if you're not, haha, how silly--then I'll get back to you.  Uh.  Eventually.

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[senor_chado]

A call Chad had left him feeling hungry, so he decided to order a pizza, too.

"Hi, can I get an extra-large with anchovies and a lot of tomatoes? I mean, a lot. And extra sauce. And breadsticks, too. Room 312. Thanks."

[carsexual]

(Continued here)