I live a hypocritical life

[carsondude]

All about me:
I hate people
I love jazz
I hate music
I am a christian
I hate religion
I hate band
I am band president
I am lazy
I hate letting a day go to waste
I like to read
I hate books
People either love me...or hate me
I hate hypocritical people
I am hypocritical.
-carson

Comments

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[harpishness]

"i hate people"
you only hate the people that annoy you. lol.
"i hate music"
oooohhh what a lie.
"i hate religion"
i'm a Christian but i hate the organization and structure of religion too, doesn't make me a hypocrite, neither does it make you one.
"i hate band, i am band president..."
-snrk- no arguing there.
"people either love me or hate me"
FALSE. there are many in the world that are in-between. -raises hand-

everyone's a hypocrite. especially the ones that say they aren't one.
thus you're ahead of the game.

have a great summer, man.
-r

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[harpishness]

and who asked you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

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[harpishness]

myself- thanks.
back and forth conversation. that's what comments are for, right?

[anonymous]

yes, you are a walking paradox. join the club.
jenny