Mabus's New Friend

[cartoonist4hire]

As of yesterday afternoon, my uterus has a new friend! The new friend is The Terminator, a Mirena IUD. I expected Mabus to react with rage, fire and brimstone. However, in seems as if Mabus and The Terminator are madly in love. I can't think of anytime when my uterus has been so calm and well behaved. The insertion went well and I've had only dull

Comments

[camram]

When you said your uterus had a friend, at first I thought you meant an alien.

[amheriksha]

Congrats? :D

I almost thought this was a pregnancy story. XD

[camram]

alien=pregnancy

[cartoonist4hire]

Nope. An IUD is WAY better company than an infant. IUD's never screech.

[camram]

an IUD is also kind of like an alien implantation