Thanksgiving-- Saiyuki Offspring Style
I got bored. No one was online so yeah. Feel free to add stuff or whatever. ¦D
Gojyo: Hakkai, what's with all the food? We can't eat all this!
Hakkai: Well you see...
Koumyou and Goku: [bust in through the door] FOOD~! *o*
Gojyo: O___O! ...
Hakkai: Ah ha... -O__^; You know Sanzo and Goku can't cook so I invited them. It is Thanksgiving, afterall.
Gojyo: These two monkeys are gonna eat all the food before it reaches the table! [restrains Goku and Koumyou]
Hakkai: That's why I made two turkeys~! <3 [points to other turkey]
Koumyou and Goku: [drooling]
Gojyo: Tch. That's one turkey for each of them!
Hakkai: Okay... then 3 turkeys! [magically whips out a turkey out of the oven]
Gojyo: [falls] Where are you getting these turkeys from?! =o=?
Chung: How beautiful!
Gojyo: [jumps] Ahh! Where did YOU come from?!
Gokai: [hiding behind the kitchen door] I invited him... ^^; I hope that's alright.
Gojyo: What?! Without asking us first?!
Hakkai: I said it was okay. Hmm... I guess this calls for more turkey...
Koumyou and Goku: [dive for the turkey] Yaaaay~!
Gojyo: [pulls them back] Stop right there! Sanzo! Get your ass over here and teach these monkeys to heel!
Sanzo: [ignores them and continues smoking his cigarette] ...
Gojyo: You fuckin bastard!
Saki: Can I help, mama? XD?
Hakkai: [startled] Ahh! Saki! O___O; What are you doing here? Ah... I mean... no it's fine. I don't need any help here. So... you can go, honey. -O___^;
Saki: You think I'll mess up again, don't you?!
Hakkai: Ah... [looks around the counter] Look, Saki! A spoon!
Saki: [mesmerized] *o* Whoaa... [stares at the spoon's metal-shininess]
Hakkai: Alright, then. You and your spoon can carry on outside the kitchen. Off you go! [shoves Saki out the kitchen] Phew. -O____-; Now to cut those vegetables... Huh? Wh-where'd the cucumbers go off to? ... Kanan!
Kanan: [tries to scurry away with cucumber in hand] Nuuuu~! I won't let you hurt Kyuuri-chan! >oo<;
Kouneji: Oi... It gets livelier here everyday. =o=;
Hakkai: Dinner's ready! [constant commotion and no one can hear him- Gojyo's banging on Gokai's bedroom door, Kanan is screaming for her life while clinging onto Kouneji, Goku and Lirin are fighting for dibs on which turkey they want]
Sanzo: [shoots his gun twice] WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP?! NOW, GET YOUR ASSES TO THE TABLE NOW!
Kanan: Onii-chan, why is your hair all messed up? And you look like you got dressed in the dark.
Saki: It seems he and Chung were having a feast of their own upstairs. A good game of tonsil hockey too, I'm sure. Heheh.
Kanan: Tonsil hockey? Hey, can I play next time? Kouneji-san, we should play that some day!
Kouneji: [turns bright red] Uhh...
Chung: And what a good game that was. [glasses glare as he smiles]
Gokai: [blushes] Would you keep your mouth shut, Spoon Girl?
Saki: Make me! I bet this turkey wasn't the only thing that was stuffed!
Everyone: ...
Chung: Indeed it wasn't.
Everyone: ...
Gokai: O___O; Why must he be so blatant?
Hakkai: WELL! Now that we're all gathered at the table. How about we say grace?
Kanzeon: Hold it! You can't start without me. [Jiroushin stands behind her, as always]
Sanzo: Shit. Not you again.
Kanan: Hey! It's our godmother!
Saki: Since when were you friends with her?
Kanan: Since she started playing cucumber dolls with me! ^^
Hakkai: Hmm. Well, we have plenty of room I suppose.
Gojyo: Where the hell did we get this huge table?
Koumyou: Hurry up and say grace! I'm starving!
Sanzo: Don't look at me. I ain't sayin it.
Kanan: Oooh! Oooh! I wanna say it! Let me! [flails arms about]
Hakkai: Alright, Kanan-chan, go ahead.
Kanan: Yay! Okay. Thank you for cucumbers. They're green like mama's eyes! Thank you for making them long and hard. They're so much fun to hold! Without cucumbers, my life would be empty and that would make Kanan sad...
Saki: ==; OKAY! That should be enough of that! Let's just eat. PLEASE!
Kanan: ó____ò? But I wasn't done.
Saki: You are now!
Kanan: ;___; Cucumber hater!
Kanzeon: [chuckles] My, my. I can't wait til Christmas...
Gojyo: Hakkai, what's with all the food? We can't eat all this!
Hakkai: Well you see...
Koumyou and Goku: [bust in through the door] FOOD~! *o*
Gojyo: O___O! ...
Hakkai: Ah ha... -O__^; You know Sanzo and Goku can't cook so I invited them. It is Thanksgiving, afterall.
Gojyo: These two monkeys are gonna eat all the food before it reaches the table! [restrains Goku and Koumyou]
Hakkai: That's why I made two turkeys~! <3 [points to other turkey]
Koumyou and Goku: [drooling]
Gojyo: Tch. That's one turkey for each of them!
Hakkai: Okay... then 3 turkeys! [magically whips out a turkey out of the oven]
Gojyo: [falls] Where are you getting these turkeys from?! =o=?
Chung: How beautiful!
Gojyo: [jumps] Ahh! Where did YOU come from?!
Gokai: [hiding behind the kitchen door] I invited him... ^^; I hope that's alright.
Gojyo: What?! Without asking us first?!
Hakkai: I said it was okay. Hmm... I guess this calls for more turkey...
Koumyou and Goku: [dive for the turkey] Yaaaay~!
Gojyo: [pulls them back] Stop right there! Sanzo! Get your ass over here and teach these monkeys to heel!
Sanzo: [ignores them and continues smoking his cigarette] ...
Gojyo: You fuckin bastard!
Saki: Can I help, mama? XD?
Hakkai: [startled] Ahh! Saki! O___O; What are you doing here? Ah... I mean... no it's fine. I don't need any help here. So... you can go, honey. -O___^;
Saki: You think I'll mess up again, don't you?!
Hakkai: Ah... [looks around the counter] Look, Saki! A spoon!
Saki: [mesmerized] *o* Whoaa... [stares at the spoon's metal-shininess]
Hakkai: Alright, then. You and your spoon can carry on outside the kitchen. Off you go! [shoves Saki out the kitchen] Phew. -O____-; Now to cut those vegetables... Huh? Wh-where'd the cucumbers go off to? ... Kanan!
Kanan: [tries to scurry away with cucumber in hand] Nuuuu~! I won't let you hurt Kyuuri-chan! >oo<;
Kouneji: Oi... It gets livelier here everyday. =o=;
Hakkai: Dinner's ready! [constant commotion and no one can hear him- Gojyo's banging on Gokai's bedroom door, Kanan is screaming for her life while clinging onto Kouneji, Goku and Lirin are fighting for dibs on which turkey they want]
Sanzo: [shoots his gun twice] WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP?! NOW, GET YOUR ASSES TO THE TABLE NOW!
Kanan: Onii-chan, why is your hair all messed up? And you look like you got dressed in the dark.
Saki: It seems he and Chung were having a feast of their own upstairs. A good game of tonsil hockey too, I'm sure. Heheh.
Kanan: Tonsil hockey? Hey, can I play next time? Kouneji-san, we should play that some day!
Kouneji: [turns bright red] Uhh...
Chung: And what a good game that was. [glasses glare as he smiles]
Gokai: [blushes] Would you keep your mouth shut, Spoon Girl?
Saki: Make me! I bet this turkey wasn't the only thing that was stuffed!
Everyone: ...
Chung: Indeed it wasn't.
Everyone: ...
Gokai: O___O; Why must he be so blatant?
Hakkai: WELL! Now that we're all gathered at the table. How about we say grace?
Kanzeon: Hold it! You can't start without me. [Jiroushin stands behind her, as always]
Sanzo: Shit. Not you again.
Kanan: Hey! It's our godmother!
Saki: Since when were you friends with her?
Kanan: Since she started playing cucumber dolls with me! ^^
Hakkai: Hmm. Well, we have plenty of room I suppose.
Gojyo: Where the hell did we get this huge table?
Koumyou: Hurry up and say grace! I'm starving!
Sanzo: Don't look at me. I ain't sayin it.
Kanan: Oooh! Oooh! I wanna say it! Let me! [flails arms about]
Hakkai: Alright, Kanan-chan, go ahead.
Kanan: Yay! Okay. Thank you for cucumbers. They're green like mama's eyes! Thank you for making them long and hard. They're so much fun to hold! Without cucumbers, my life would be empty and that would make Kanan sad...
Saki: ==; OKAY! That should be enough of that! Let's just eat. PLEASE!
Kanan: ó____ò? But I wasn't done.
Saki: You are now!
Kanan: ;___; Cucumber hater!
Kanzeon: [chuckles] My, my. I can't wait til Christmas...