Unfinished Fic
Saki switches places with Gokai for the sake of love. Unfinished cuz I'm having a bit of writer's block. I know what I want to write, but it's not coming out right. It'll come to me eventually. I might change the title later.
Part Un
All was quiet (for once) in the Sha-Cho residence. The door to Gokai’s room was left open and a looming figure had tip toed their way in. Gokai was caught under the hypnotism of another military novel. The intruder hovered behind him and rested a hand on his shoulder.
“Oh Go~kai…” The feminine voice sang softly.
Gokai looked over his shoulder and noticed it was just his twin sister. “What is it, onee-chan?” He noticed the insidious look on his twin’s face. Her smile was stretched as widely as ever; her canine teeth and dimples were clearly exposed. Something was up and Gokai had a feeling he wasn’t going to like it. She might as well have had pointy, red horns and a long tail along with it. “To save time and trouble,” Gokai asked, “What is it that you want this time?”
“I’m hurt! You think that I’m just using and manipulating you, ototou-chan?” Gokai stared at Saki with a look that didn’t require him to answer “yes.” Saki saw the cynicism on his face and got to the point. “Okay, okay. Tomorrow I have double period Literature class. I can’t stand that class. Soo… since you have Phys. Ed. while I have Lit… what do you say we switch places that period?”
“Switch places? Wait a minute… I have Phys. Ed. with Koumyou. So that’s the reason behind all this!”
“Well…” Saki tried to adjust a cherubic appearance, but evidently Gokai wasn’t buying it. “Alright, you got me. But you know… Class President Chung Shofei is in my Literature class.” Hearing that name sparked that “feeling” into Gokai. Saki was back in the game. “So are you in or what, lover boy?”
“And how do you suppose we get away with this?” Gokai was so beautifully subservient.
“Why do you think we’re twins, Gokai?!”
“… Because Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama wanted to gain twice as much entertainment out of seeing our fathers struggle with us?”
Saki paused for a while and realized that there was some validity in that statement. “Well yeah, but look. We have the same facial structure, height, and even the same eyes-“
“Yeah, but not the same hair,” Gokai interrupted.
“Damn it, Gokai, let me finish. That’s not a problem as long as you wear this.” And out of Anime magic, Saki whipped out from out of nowhere a brown wig, already styled in Saki’s trademark side ponytail tied up by one of her favorite white ribbons. “You like to cosplay, don’t you?”
“Are you sure about this?” Gokai frowned.
“Like they can punish us for going to class. Don’t worry so much. It’s fool proof. Those classes start after fourth period, so let’s meet up in the janitor’s closet. I’m sure you’re familiar with that part of the school.” Saki gave her brother a promiscuous grin.
Gokai couldn’t help but blush. “You’re the one who claimed the storage room first!” He retorted in an attempt to get back at her.
The brunette remained nonchalant and simply boasted, “The boiler room is too stuffy and the janitor’s closet seemed so unsanitary at the time. It’s a first come, first serve basis, my dear brother.”
“…”
Part Deux
The next day finally came. Saki was never so excited to go to school. She and Koumyou were actually assigned to different homerooms this year and they didn’t have as much classes together. They were running out of excuses to skip classes. With Saki’s time-consuming soccer practices after school and Koumyou’s duties back at the temple, they felt as if they were in a long distance relationship. “This is my only chance and Gokai better not mess it up!” Saki said to herself.
“What was that, Saki-chan?” Hakkai asked as the family sat around the kitchen table.
“Huh? No, it was nothing. Oh! Look at the time! We’d better go off to school. Don’t wanna be late, right? Come on, Gokai~!” Saki grabbed Gokai by the wrist and pulled him away while he still had a piece of toast hanging from his mouth. “Breakfast was great. See you all later!”
Hakkai and Gojyo were still a bit perplexed by Saki’s eagerness, but let it slip through. “Alright, off you go then. Bye! … Make good decisions!” Hakkai said with that smile of his. Gojyo just raised his eyebrow at him.
Saki tapped her pen on her desk and kept fidgeting in her seat. Her eyes were more attentive to the clock than the lesson. Pre-Cal was as boring as usual. Like hell Saki would pay attention- even if she didn’t have an ulterior motive that day. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Saki’s tapping became more rapid as the minutes drew closer. It finally happened. As soon as the bell rang, Saki was the first to zoom out the door.
Gokai tried not to look so suspicious. He wasn’t doing a very good job, seeing as how he kept looking around and stopping in his tracks. He finally made it to the janitor’s closet. Ah, good times… but now wasn’t the time to think of that. The door opened and Gokai was pulled inside without notice. “Idiot! Could you have been any slower? Hurry up and put this on!” Saki whispered.
“Onee-chan…”
“What is it now? We’re gonna be late!” Saki pulled back her hair and adjusted her red wig.
“Uhmm… shouldn’t we exchange clothes? We have to make things believable, don’t we?” Gokai timidly asked, fully aware of how his tomboy sister would react. Saki stood still and stared at her brother blankly. She knew he was right. She just did not want to walk around in the dreaded skirt. Skirts were not her thing. Never was, never will. “You’re gonna have to wear the skirt, onee-chan.”
Saki growled, but kept her contempt to herself. Why did her brother have to be such a cross dresser? “Alright. Ugh. Give me your damn clothes. At least I get to change into a pair of shorts for gym class. Now hurry. The bell will ring soon and I gotta run all the way to the other side of the school.”
Gokai, now resembling Saki from head to toe, stuck his head out the door to check if the halls were clear. He hasn’t worn those trousers in a long time. The little “brunette” signaled his sister- err “brother” that it was safe to come out.
“Gokai! You whore! This skirt is so damn short! Jeez! My whole ass will show if I bend over.” Saki complained. What a sight it was. Even though she was an exact replica of Gokai, it was so hard to believe that it was Saki dressed in something more feminine for once. Gokai felt as if he was looking in the mirror, except his reflection was in a more pissed off mood than he was.
“Hey! Koumyou wears skirts that are just as short so don’t complain. Another thing, what are you gonna do about… those.” Gokai pointed to his sister’s chest.
Saki rolled her eyes and grunted. “I don’t have time for this! Just remember to act in character.”
“Oh? You mean like ‘Gokai-ototouchan could you do this for me? Hey, would you be a dear and make sure to pick Kanan up from school? Now excuse me while I go and get distracted by a spoon!’” He mocked. “Like that?”
Saki was not amused and continued leering at her brother’s obnoxious mocking. Two can play that game. “Ohh… Chung-san. I’d be glad to help you with your homework. Oops. I dropped my pen. Better pick it up,” Saki clasped her hands and pretended to blush, “Here, let me bend over and show you how much I want it as if you couldn’t already tell!” The twins exchanged evil glances while grinding their teeth. “We’ll finish this later. Hurry up and get your ass to Literature class.” Saki giggled to herself because she just made an unintended rhyme.
Gokai caught a glimpse of his reflection on the window glass. It’s amazing how close the resemblance was. It seemed as if it really was his sister was staring right back at him. The wig was of good quality; each strand felt so real as he laced his fingers through the auburn hair. He just hoped Saki would be able to adjust. At least for Gokai, pants aren’t so bad; he just chooses not to wear it as often. Oh look, it has pockets!
“Sha-Cho Saki. You better get in the classroom before class begins. You don’t want to be late like last time.” A bright light glared across the lenses of Chung Shofei’s glasses.
Gokai was caught by surprise and tried not to turn red from blushing at seeing his love. He repeatedly reminded himself to think Saki, act Saki, and be Saki. Clenching his fist, he replied, “Yeah whatever. Quit acting like you own the frikken place.”
“Well, I am class president! It is my duty to make sure that my fellow students act accordingly.” Chung scolded. “Saki” used her pinky to clean her ear in an attempt to phase out the president’s long-winded speech. She flicked some of the excess wax off her finger and strut towards her seat with her hands in her pocket. “Oi! I’m not finished with you! Ugh. If you weren’t Gokai’s sister-“ Chung let out a sigh of defeat. He looked back at “Saki” and one thing in particular caught his attention as she was walking down the aisle. Those pants accentuated “her” assets beautifully. He tilted his head and rubbed his chin. “I know that ass anywhere. Could it-no, they’re twins so… but how come I’ve never noticed before?”
“Chung Shofei, get to your seat,” a woman behind him spoke in an abrasive tone.
“Gomen nasai, sensei!” Chung lost track of time and much to his chagrin, the rest of the class giggled at their zoned-out president.
Because of the good weather, gym class was held in the field. “Gokai” weaved through the throng of students and tried to spot Koumyou. She and a group of some other girls were talking and making their way to the locker room. “Gokai” almost caught up to her, but was grabbed from behind by the gym teacher. “Just because you dress like a girl doesn’t mean that you can go in there too, Sha.” The burly teacher managed to lift “Gokai” high enough so that his feet were off the ground. “Now hurry up and get changed.” He flung the dumbfounded “Gokai” into the boys’ locker room and shut the door.
Saki rubbed her rump after landing on it. “Oww. Damn it. I was so close.” Saki looked around and noticed a whole bunch of boys either naked or half naked all around her. She slowly stepped back into a corner, a little flushed in the cheeks. This was wrong for so many reasons. “How the hell am I gonna get changed?” Saki said to herself.
“Yo, Gokai, what’s your problem? You do know that your locker’s right over there.” One boy said.
“Gokai’s” eye twitched and tried to adjust a naïve smile on his face. “Yeah, of course. Heh heh…” Saki tried to walk to the locker without looking at something she really shouldn’t see. She grabbed the clothes and darted out the door.
“Hey! Where are you going?” the boy asked.
“I uh… need to use the bathroom. I’ll be back in time for roll call!” he giggled uneasily and never looked back.
“Jeez. He’s acting even stranger than usual.”
Saki hid beside the wall of the building and panted heavily; living with a chimney like Papa Gojyo had to be bad for your health somehow. “The things… I do… for love.”
Part Un
All was quiet (for once) in the Sha-Cho residence. The door to Gokai’s room was left open and a looming figure had tip toed their way in. Gokai was caught under the hypnotism of another military novel. The intruder hovered behind him and rested a hand on his shoulder.
“Oh Go~kai…” The feminine voice sang softly.
Gokai looked over his shoulder and noticed it was just his twin sister. “What is it, onee-chan?” He noticed the insidious look on his twin’s face. Her smile was stretched as widely as ever; her canine teeth and dimples were clearly exposed. Something was up and Gokai had a feeling he wasn’t going to like it. She might as well have had pointy, red horns and a long tail along with it. “To save time and trouble,” Gokai asked, “What is it that you want this time?”
“I’m hurt! You think that I’m just using and manipulating you, ototou-chan?” Gokai stared at Saki with a look that didn’t require him to answer “yes.” Saki saw the cynicism on his face and got to the point. “Okay, okay. Tomorrow I have double period Literature class. I can’t stand that class. Soo… since you have Phys. Ed. while I have Lit… what do you say we switch places that period?”
“Switch places? Wait a minute… I have Phys. Ed. with Koumyou. So that’s the reason behind all this!”
“Well…” Saki tried to adjust a cherubic appearance, but evidently Gokai wasn’t buying it. “Alright, you got me. But you know… Class President Chung Shofei is in my Literature class.” Hearing that name sparked that “feeling” into Gokai. Saki was back in the game. “So are you in or what, lover boy?”
“And how do you suppose we get away with this?” Gokai was so beautifully subservient.
“Why do you think we’re twins, Gokai?!”
“… Because Kanzeon Bosatsu-sama wanted to gain twice as much entertainment out of seeing our fathers struggle with us?”
Saki paused for a while and realized that there was some validity in that statement. “Well yeah, but look. We have the same facial structure, height, and even the same eyes-“
“Yeah, but not the same hair,” Gokai interrupted.
“Damn it, Gokai, let me finish. That’s not a problem as long as you wear this.” And out of Anime magic, Saki whipped out from out of nowhere a brown wig, already styled in Saki’s trademark side ponytail tied up by one of her favorite white ribbons. “You like to cosplay, don’t you?”
“Are you sure about this?” Gokai frowned.
“Like they can punish us for going to class. Don’t worry so much. It’s fool proof. Those classes start after fourth period, so let’s meet up in the janitor’s closet. I’m sure you’re familiar with that part of the school.” Saki gave her brother a promiscuous grin.
Gokai couldn’t help but blush. “You’re the one who claimed the storage room first!” He retorted in an attempt to get back at her.
The brunette remained nonchalant and simply boasted, “The boiler room is too stuffy and the janitor’s closet seemed so unsanitary at the time. It’s a first come, first serve basis, my dear brother.”
“…”
Part Deux
The next day finally came. Saki was never so excited to go to school. She and Koumyou were actually assigned to different homerooms this year and they didn’t have as much classes together. They were running out of excuses to skip classes. With Saki’s time-consuming soccer practices after school and Koumyou’s duties back at the temple, they felt as if they were in a long distance relationship. “This is my only chance and Gokai better not mess it up!” Saki said to herself.
“What was that, Saki-chan?” Hakkai asked as the family sat around the kitchen table.
“Huh? No, it was nothing. Oh! Look at the time! We’d better go off to school. Don’t wanna be late, right? Come on, Gokai~!” Saki grabbed Gokai by the wrist and pulled him away while he still had a piece of toast hanging from his mouth. “Breakfast was great. See you all later!”
Hakkai and Gojyo were still a bit perplexed by Saki’s eagerness, but let it slip through. “Alright, off you go then. Bye! … Make good decisions!” Hakkai said with that smile of his. Gojyo just raised his eyebrow at him.
Saki tapped her pen on her desk and kept fidgeting in her seat. Her eyes were more attentive to the clock than the lesson. Pre-Cal was as boring as usual. Like hell Saki would pay attention- even if she didn’t have an ulterior motive that day. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Saki’s tapping became more rapid as the minutes drew closer. It finally happened. As soon as the bell rang, Saki was the first to zoom out the door.
Gokai tried not to look so suspicious. He wasn’t doing a very good job, seeing as how he kept looking around and stopping in his tracks. He finally made it to the janitor’s closet. Ah, good times… but now wasn’t the time to think of that. The door opened and Gokai was pulled inside without notice. “Idiot! Could you have been any slower? Hurry up and put this on!” Saki whispered.
“Onee-chan…”
“What is it now? We’re gonna be late!” Saki pulled back her hair and adjusted her red wig.
“Uhmm… shouldn’t we exchange clothes? We have to make things believable, don’t we?” Gokai timidly asked, fully aware of how his tomboy sister would react. Saki stood still and stared at her brother blankly. She knew he was right. She just did not want to walk around in the dreaded skirt. Skirts were not her thing. Never was, never will. “You’re gonna have to wear the skirt, onee-chan.”
Saki growled, but kept her contempt to herself. Why did her brother have to be such a cross dresser? “Alright. Ugh. Give me your damn clothes. At least I get to change into a pair of shorts for gym class. Now hurry. The bell will ring soon and I gotta run all the way to the other side of the school.”
Gokai, now resembling Saki from head to toe, stuck his head out the door to check if the halls were clear. He hasn’t worn those trousers in a long time. The little “brunette” signaled his sister- err “brother” that it was safe to come out.
“Gokai! You whore! This skirt is so damn short! Jeez! My whole ass will show if I bend over.” Saki complained. What a sight it was. Even though she was an exact replica of Gokai, it was so hard to believe that it was Saki dressed in something more feminine for once. Gokai felt as if he was looking in the mirror, except his reflection was in a more pissed off mood than he was.
“Hey! Koumyou wears skirts that are just as short so don’t complain. Another thing, what are you gonna do about… those.” Gokai pointed to his sister’s chest.
Saki rolled her eyes and grunted. “I don’t have time for this! Just remember to act in character.”
“Oh? You mean like ‘Gokai-ototouchan could you do this for me? Hey, would you be a dear and make sure to pick Kanan up from school? Now excuse me while I go and get distracted by a spoon!’” He mocked. “Like that?”
Saki was not amused and continued leering at her brother’s obnoxious mocking. Two can play that game. “Ohh… Chung-san. I’d be glad to help you with your homework. Oops. I dropped my pen. Better pick it up,” Saki clasped her hands and pretended to blush, “Here, let me bend over and show you how much I want it as if you couldn’t already tell!” The twins exchanged evil glances while grinding their teeth. “We’ll finish this later. Hurry up and get your ass to Literature class.” Saki giggled to herself because she just made an unintended rhyme.
Gokai caught a glimpse of his reflection on the window glass. It’s amazing how close the resemblance was. It seemed as if it really was his sister was staring right back at him. The wig was of good quality; each strand felt so real as he laced his fingers through the auburn hair. He just hoped Saki would be able to adjust. At least for Gokai, pants aren’t so bad; he just chooses not to wear it as often. Oh look, it has pockets!
“Sha-Cho Saki. You better get in the classroom before class begins. You don’t want to be late like last time.” A bright light glared across the lenses of Chung Shofei’s glasses.
Gokai was caught by surprise and tried not to turn red from blushing at seeing his love. He repeatedly reminded himself to think Saki, act Saki, and be Saki. Clenching his fist, he replied, “Yeah whatever. Quit acting like you own the frikken place.”
“Well, I am class president! It is my duty to make sure that my fellow students act accordingly.” Chung scolded. “Saki” used her pinky to clean her ear in an attempt to phase out the president’s long-winded speech. She flicked some of the excess wax off her finger and strut towards her seat with her hands in her pocket. “Oi! I’m not finished with you! Ugh. If you weren’t Gokai’s sister-“ Chung let out a sigh of defeat. He looked back at “Saki” and one thing in particular caught his attention as she was walking down the aisle. Those pants accentuated “her” assets beautifully. He tilted his head and rubbed his chin. “I know that ass anywhere. Could it-no, they’re twins so… but how come I’ve never noticed before?”
“Chung Shofei, get to your seat,” a woman behind him spoke in an abrasive tone.
“Gomen nasai, sensei!” Chung lost track of time and much to his chagrin, the rest of the class giggled at their zoned-out president.
Because of the good weather, gym class was held in the field. “Gokai” weaved through the throng of students and tried to spot Koumyou. She and a group of some other girls were talking and making their way to the locker room. “Gokai” almost caught up to her, but was grabbed from behind by the gym teacher. “Just because you dress like a girl doesn’t mean that you can go in there too, Sha.” The burly teacher managed to lift “Gokai” high enough so that his feet were off the ground. “Now hurry up and get changed.” He flung the dumbfounded “Gokai” into the boys’ locker room and shut the door.
Saki rubbed her rump after landing on it. “Oww. Damn it. I was so close.” Saki looked around and noticed a whole bunch of boys either naked or half naked all around her. She slowly stepped back into a corner, a little flushed in the cheeks. This was wrong for so many reasons. “How the hell am I gonna get changed?” Saki said to herself.
“Yo, Gokai, what’s your problem? You do know that your locker’s right over there.” One boy said.
“Gokai’s” eye twitched and tried to adjust a naïve smile on his face. “Yeah, of course. Heh heh…” Saki tried to walk to the locker without looking at something she really shouldn’t see. She grabbed the clothes and darted out the door.
“Hey! Where are you going?” the boy asked.
“I uh… need to use the bathroom. I’ll be back in time for roll call!” he giggled uneasily and never looked back.
“Jeez. He’s acting even stranger than usual.”
Saki hid beside the wall of the building and panted heavily; living with a chimney like Papa Gojyo had to be bad for your health somehow. “The things… I do… for love.”