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The people I would kill for a cigarette.
Your Porn Star Name is: E.Z. Lay
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Your Penis Name is: Dirk Diggler
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Your Boobies' Names Are: Cheech and Chong
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Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' by Michael Jackson
What's Your 80's Theme Song?
It's Not Sex. It's ... :
The Matress Mambo
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Your Girl Parts Are Named: Heart Shaped Box
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Your Hippie Chick Name is: Vega
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Your Irish Name Is...
Saoirse O'Neill
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Your Japanese Name Is...
Rin Aburakoji
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Your Birthdate: May 7
Born on the 7th day of month gives you a tendency to be something of a perfectionist and makes you more individualistic in many ways.
Your mind is good at deep mental analysis and complicated reasoning.
You are very psychic and sensitive, and you should usually follow your hunches.
You may not take orders too well, so you may want to work alone or in a situation where you can be the boss.
This birthday gives a tendency to be somewhat self-centered and a little stubborn.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus.
What Personality Disorder Are You?
Isn't that what becka's dating?
Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved
What Gender Is Your Brain?
Betcha zack is opposite. lol
You Know You're From Miami When...
The police shoot you for pointing a "walkman" radio at anybody.
The police shoot you 27 times for putting your hand in a sock and waving it at everybody.
The police draw their weapons and shoot someone with a red dot laser pointing device, (even if it's not mounted atop a gun).
The police shoot you for pointing a water-pistol at them.
The police rear-end your car and give you a ticket for going too slow.
You rent a car and the first toll you pay is to the thief waiting around the corner.
You rent a car, ask someone for directions, then get mugged.
You rent a car, get on the expressway and get shot for passing somebody.
You exit the expressway downtown and someone forces you to pay them for cleaning your clean windshield.
You check into a Hotel, call room service and have someone answer, "Ju espeek Espanis"?
You ask someone for directions and they reply, "parlez vous frances" in Spanish.
You go downtown and buy a great camera for $99, then discover that you must pay at least another $1,000 for the rest of it.
You pay the extra $1,000 then get home and find a little sticker on the underside that reads "refurbished".
You hail a cab and ask to be taken to an American restaurant and the driver just stares at you.
You sail away on a starlight cruise and it rains all night.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Miami.
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Your English Skills:
Punctuation: 100%
Spelling: 60%
Grammar: 40%
Vocabulary: 20%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
Your Porn Star Name is: E.Z. Lay
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Your Penis Name is: Dirk Diggler
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Your Boobies' Names Are: Cheech and Chong
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Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' by Michael Jackson
What's Your 80's Theme Song?
It's Not Sex. It's ... :
The Matress Mambo
Get your own Sex Name
Your Girl Parts Are Named: Heart Shaped Box
Get your own Sex Name
Your Hippie Chick Name is: Vega
Get your own Hippie Chick Name
Your Irish Name Is...
Saoirse O'Neill
What's your Irish Name?
Your Japanese Name Is...
Rin Aburakoji
What's your Japanese Name?
Your Birthdate: May 7
Born on the 7th day of month gives you a tendency to be something of a perfectionist and makes you more individualistic in many ways.
Your mind is good at deep mental analysis and complicated reasoning.
You are very psychic and sensitive, and you should usually follow your hunches.
You may not take orders too well, so you may want to work alone or in a situation where you can be the boss.
This birthday gives a tendency to be somewhat self-centered and a little stubborn.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus.
What Personality Disorder Are You?
Isn't that what becka's dating?
Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved
What Gender Is Your Brain?
Betcha zack is opposite. lol
You Know You're From Miami When...
The police shoot you for pointing a "walkman" radio at anybody.
The police shoot you 27 times for putting your hand in a sock and waving it at everybody.
The police draw their weapons and shoot someone with a red dot laser pointing device, (even if it's not mounted atop a gun).
The police shoot you for pointing a water-pistol at them.
The police rear-end your car and give you a ticket for going too slow.
You rent a car and the first toll you pay is to the thief waiting around the corner.
You rent a car, ask someone for directions, then get mugged.
You rent a car, get on the expressway and get shot for passing somebody.
You exit the expressway downtown and someone forces you to pay them for cleaning your clean windshield.
You check into a Hotel, call room service and have someone answer, "Ju espeek Espanis"?
You ask someone for directions and they reply, "parlez vous frances" in Spanish.
You go downtown and buy a great camera for $99, then discover that you must pay at least another $1,000 for the rest of it.
You pay the extra $1,000 then get home and find a little sticker on the underside that reads "refurbished".
You hail a cab and ask to be taken to an American restaurant and the driver just stares at you.
You sail away on a starlight cruise and it rains all night.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Miami.
Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
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Your English Skills:
Punctuation: 100%
Spelling: 60%
Grammar: 40%
Vocabulary: 20%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?