Shizuka's on Valium. He has anxiety issues.

My cat is taking Valium.

... why can't MDs be that accomodating?

ETA:

OMG. O. M. G...

My poor baby, he's so out of it. He's glassy-eyed! I had picked him up, and normally when I try to put him down again, he springs out of my arms like an acrobat, landing on his feet. This time, he just ( Read more... )

I'm sharing the lasagna recipe because it turned out brilliantly.
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So, I've been vegetarian for two weeks now. And I'm losing weight. Dude!

OK, not much, yet. Not even noticable to anyone who doesn't spend as much time looking at me as I do, but my cheekbones, chin, collarbones, and hands are sharper, and those are the places where I lose weight first and most obviously. I suspect, in two more weeks, it ( Read more... )

So, I've been thinking about going vegetarian myself. The nine-year-old ( Read more... )

I just opened LdD's snailmail Xmas card. There's a picture on it with two women in a restaurant.
The first one says, "Where's the Christmas party at?"
The second one says, "Don't end a sentence with a preposition."
Inside the card, the first woman says, "Where's the Christmas party at, bitch?"
ROTFLMAO!

So, last night my family made me stay in my room until given express permission to leave it again, under pain of... whatever, it wasn't specified. Then, later, when I'm finally given that express permission, I find a huge package in the living room beside the tree. What could that be, I asked myself, and answered, OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG IT'S THE ( Read more... )

'Twas the Dawn of Selection ( Read more... )

So, I check IMDB to make sure my eyes aren't decieving me and Tyler Perry really did play Admiral Barnett in Star Trek (the new one), and I had to look up the full cast and crew, right? Guess who plays the voice of Kirk's stepdad?

Greg Grunberg. Also known as Matt, from Heroes, one half of my new OTP ( Read more... )

You know how opinons are like assholes and everyone's got one?

Despite the fact that I'm quite fluent in Idiotspeak and have successfully translated conversations between Idiots and Rationals before, there are times when my mind is boggled.
There are at least two people in my office who think (and worse, have said aloud) that they don't believe ( Read more... )

So, I just finished a fanfic, I dunno how many words in total but with a tight, fast plot and great dialogue. And I'm blown away, right? It's not the first "wow, OMG" fanfic I've read in the Matt/Mo ship; in fact, it's probably the third "wow" fic I've read today. However, it is the first one I've enjoyed so much that I was moved to complaining ( Read more... )