I am officially sending resumes everywhere, who knows where I may end up. Eerie, Michigan... Medina,Urbana.... New Jersey? at this point I will take anything. If anyone would like to give me a wheel barrow full of money I will create the magazine/newspaper of your choice. Pirate Fancy perhaps ( Read more... )

Cary's Day at Kent

-Got Clips of work from microfiche in library

-Captured black squirrels and trained them to attack former journalism professors

-Ate hot dogs

-Found out that David Bowie is in fact "ancient"

Cary: I'm a Jerk

Subconcious Cary: Yep, that you are.

From Spook:

Among Cultures that believe in reincarnation, birthmarks are commonly viewed as clues to a child's past life. Often they are tied with the death of the supposed previous personality. Ian Stevenson's Reincarnation and Biology contains ten examples of children with birthmarks or birth defects corresponding to the place their alleged ( Read more... )

Cary's Trip to Cleveland:

-Bob Saget is overrated.

-Never Sleep in the same bed with my friend zack, it is quite creepy.

-Bochi Ball is huge in Little Italy

-The Big Buford is indeed an odd name for a cheeseburger

-The Big Fun sold out of Hulk Hogan key chains.

I don't want to let this die.

Apparently I am now going to see Bob Saget in Cleveland on Saturday after I help my friend Lisa move into a castle in nearby Shaker Square. The haunted bike ride would have been a good time, but I suppose Bob Saget will do. There was also mention of a Gil Mantera concert... it could be a long night.

I like the sound of rain pattering on the top of my car. It takes me down, makes me calm, makes me feel like the world is easygoing and lighthearted. The world is a G-Rated Disney movie, it’s a giant stuffed animal that you win at a carnival, it is fucking Pat Sajack with a big grin telling me to spin the wheel. The world has excellent hair and ( Read more... )

My arms feel like they are going to implode or could be easily folded up like clean laundry or quite possibly just fall off. Working 10 quadrillion(a real number) hours this weekend A giant banana suit hockey today = a very very tired cary. It's bedtime for frankenstein ( Read more... )

Things need to be more audible/tangible/real ( Read more... )

COLUMBUS- The silence between Matt Bond and the flurry of family around him in his hospital bed was petrifying ( Read more... )