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[cary_ann]

Meme stolen from: finch00

If you read this (even if we speak rarely or never) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

:D

Comments

[finch00]

I remember the time Kimberly and you took me to a rave and hopped me up on coffee.

And then when I was driving us back home, I crashed and fell asleep at the wheel and you two were concerned that I was going to ~kill your buzz if I crashed the car.

[hepburned]

So do you remember that time we ran into Lily Allen and she offered to give you a make over and just threw a Chanel purse at me and told me to run along and find Kate Nash?

I still have the bruise from where it hit me, js.

[jearsforqueers]

OMG REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN WE TRIED TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK IN TIMES? AND WE GOT SENT TO THE FUTURE, WHERE SURI CRUISE HAD TURNED OUT TO BE A TRUE ALIEN AND TOOK OVER THE WORLD?

WE HAD TO LIKE STOP HER AND SAVE THE WORLD IN 4 MINS, BECAUSE IF WE DIDN'T SHE AND AN ARMY OF ROBOT MADONNA'S WERE GOING TO DESTROY ALL HUMAN LIFE.

WITH THE HELP FROM THAT FAT GUY FROM KOCKED UP, IDK, HE WAS LIKE CRACKIN JOKES AND THE ROBOT MADONNAS BLEW UP AND THEN SURI WAS ALL MAD AND KILLED THE FAT GUY. D: D:

THEN EVERYTHING FROZE AND WE GOT SENT BACK TO OUR OWN TIME. D:

lol sry for the really really stupid story. i took a vicoden for my bastard wisdom tooth, and it's making me loopy now. D:

[bellevillexx]

LOL ONCE UPON A TIME WE MET UP AT A GAY RIGHTS PROTEST, AND HAD LOTS OF FUN AND BEAT EACH OTHER OVER THE HEAD WITH SIGNS AND HELPED DEFEND MY DAD FROM GAY MEN WITH THE HOTS FOR HIM, AND WE FELL IN LOVE~ AND RAN OFF TO MASSACHUSETTS (I THINK) AND GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

OR WAIT, MAYBE THAT WAS AT THE DINOSAUR MUSEUM. IDK IDK BIG BONES GET YOU OFF ;D

lmfao, I haven't slept for a while, pardon the randomness XD