christening

[cary_elwes]

MEMORANDUM

TO: EVERYONE
FROM: Mr. Elwes

SUBJECT: Name change

From henceforward, colin_firth shall be known as Colin-Poo.

Sincerely,
Mr. Elwes

I am in London with helenaboncarter. We've been watching satellite tele all evening and were very excited when we came upon "9 1/2 Weeks". The Mickey Rourke/Kim Basinger sado-masochistic love story creme de la creme.

Comments

[colin_firth]

You are an evil bastard who should be run over the face of the earth.

Good day.

[cary_elwes]

Yes, I know. Yet, you must admit...you left yourself wide open for that one. When will you be in London?

I can't leave without seeing my Colin-Poo. ::maniacal laughter ensues::

[colin_firth]

Hmph. Never with you. The fifth is the date I arrive in London, you sodding prat

I will not dignify that with a reply. **hits you**

[rick_man]

I shall update my address book.

Henceforth:

Colin Firth = Colin-poo
Cary Elwes = sodding prat.

*smirks*

[anderson_pam]

this is funny. i love you.

Re:

[cary_elwes]

Can I have your babies?

[p_nagra]

TO: Mr. Elwes
FROM: Ms. Nagra

SUBJECT: Re: Name change

Colin-Poo, how terrifically cutesey. A bit like a darling little puppy, yeah? ;-)

Cheers,
Parminder

Re:

[cary_elwes]

EXACTLY! He secretly loves that "puppy dog" image. It's why the teen set goes mad for him!

[helenaboncarter]

Ohhhh...you are in trouble now! LOL