No one throws a party....

[cary_elwes]

....like Helena Bonham Carter. This was proven to me in the past not only on the set of "Lady Jane", but afterwards as well. It has also been proven to me on countless occasions that attending one of her parties is the best way to end up with your head in the toilet the next morning. I'm sure Rachel grew quite tired of listening to my moans and

Comments

[gary_oldman]

Actually, "macaroni and cheese" is a colour. Just ask the Crayola people.

It was good to see you Friday night, mate.

[cary_elwes]

Alright...someone is going to have to provide some proof of this macaroni and cheese crayon.

It was good to see you too, and your twin, as I was quite seeing double for most of the night.

[t_roth]

Gary has a twin?!

[cary_elwes]

When I'm drunk, yes. Not surprisingly, you have one too. :)

[robinpenn]

Thank you, farm boy. I don't know why I still have fun calling you that after all these years. It is good to be here, and to be able to talk to you again.

[cary_elwes]

Rickman calls me that too. I think it's because he is jealous of my sunny, undeniable beauty in that particular film. However, I find it much more enjoyable when you say it. :)

[reznor_trent]

Tori and i had a lot of fun watching you get hammered from across the room.

[cary_elwes]

BAH! Be nice, Trent, or I'll pay another top secret visit to your office. Uh-huh.

[reznor_trent]

watch out for the guards i hired from the Iranian Death Squad.

[dianelane]

Technically, you're right. Macaroni and cheese isn't a color. But if you buy the jumbo box of Crayola crayons, and pull out the yellow-orange one, it's called "Macaroni and Cheese". Now I know what you're thinking. Why didn't they just call it "yellow-orange"? Well! Said crayon is amazing because if you smell it, it doesn't smell like colored wax.

It smells like macaroni and cheese.

But never mind that, you're right about Guy. The trick is to get him so drunk he can't stand up, then just prop him up in the corner with a bottle of Bourbon and make your escape.

[gary_oldman]

Maybe it's just me, but your little speech about the crayon came off a bit dramatic. ;) Amusing, to say the least. Thank you for proving my point, though.

[dianelane]

Well, Mr Oldman, I am an actress.

Plus, if Guy's wrong, I have to exploit every opportunity to prove him so.

[guy__pearce]

*frowns*

[t_roth]

Seeing you and the lovely Rachel was quite fantastic, mate. I'm glad you could both make it, it was a great surprise. Your gift was greatly appreciated and yes, the bike is glorious and I am like a bloody 8 year old with a new toy.

Not that I will stop being the responsible father that I am and set a worthy example of the dangers something like that brings. *smirk*

[cary_elwes]

HAR! "Look....Daddy is doing wheelies again!"