There is nobody cooler than the Knights Templar. Nobody.

Hey wanna join me in a free tour of these fine United States this summer!?

Sure you do ! Heres the plan: we go from state to state hitting up sperm banks each day in each state, we make 50 bucks a donation and we see the whole country, boo yah !

Everything about Wild Stallion energy drink is great. Except the taste.

Its name is sweet. You can get it as a 32 oz fountain drink for 1.05 (the same coast as freedom). Also if you feel like having a heart attack you can get a 64 oz. However it taste like blended orange peels mixed with medicine.

Was that warning at the begining of the simpsons necessary/real?

Why do people feel the need to destroy the beautiful creations of others? For example a seven and a half foot mouse made of snow.

Do snow mice go to heaven? Jordan says no.

My new goal is to beat expert level of point blank using only 1 quarter.

MY NAME IS BILLY CRYSTAL I WAS IN CITY SLICKERS!

Dane Cook tommrow! GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE!

A MAZ ING!

http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/madworld.wmv

Just so everyone knows I think I found what I'm going to do with my life.
I'm going to major in antrhopology and then go to grad school to become a historical maritime archaeologist. Which is basically an archeaologist who scuba dives and reseaches lost cities, ship wrecks, viking fuenrals and that stuff and of course if that doens't work ill teach

That Clay Aiken has quite a set of pipes.

I'm and reffering, of course to his multiple penises and not his voice.

Now I am not a dancer by nature, but if nobody is looking and "Somebody Told Me" By the Killers happens to be playing I will shake my rump like you have never seen.

if i ever turn to drugs it will be the lions fault