nothing but savages in this town

[case53]

A customer asked me tonight for "strawberries in a bottle." After some extensive questioning, I eventually discovered that what the guy really wanted was a can of whipped cream.

I now have one more question to ask: Where's my gun?

Comments

[greensmoke]

At least he didn't ask for "hamsters in a bottle," although it would be slightly funny if someone came into work and asked for one of those "ship in a bottle" collectibles.