Holi-Daze

[casemerjy]

As I sit here and type this, I sit at my Aunt's computer in San Diego running Windows 98 at 800x600 resolution. I'm sure this is appalling and frightening to many of you, but I assure you that I shall be able to endure this and once more return to the modern era

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will somebody please think of the children

[mikesum32]

Please, no mention of windows 98 or 800 x 600 in front of the children.

I'm not so good with transitions.

How much family do you have down here in WV ?

We've become one of those horribly disgusting couples that you see around everywhere, and you know what? We don't care! At the very least we recognize it. But crap, almost two weeks... Blah...

So you are saying you're that redneck guy with 3 teeth and she's that fat chick with hairy arms ? And their kids, don't get me started.

Wait, maybe I don't see the same people around that you do.

So you're saying that you make out in public , feed each other, and wipe each others faces with napkins.

There are worse things in the world than being cutesy-wootsy or playing tonsil hockey.

Try and have a happy Xmas.

He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Re: will somebody please think of the children

[casemerjy]

Ah, yes, I forget what context some people are in. Making out in semi-public areas we do, as well as hold hands and stuff a lot. We haven't gone so far as feeding each other and wiping each other's faces. That's a little TOO much, even for us (at least for the moment ;p).

Hope your holidays are going well!

Re: will somebody please think of the children

[mikesum32]

Yes, I know, first it's holding hands, and then it's dancing. What will we tell our children ?

/Helen Lovejoy

[mightypan42]

Windows 98 wow....... That kinda brings me back to the good old days when the biggest tragedy of the week was getting the blue screen of death before saving the English paper I spent all day on.

Merry Xmas anyway. Have a good one. :D

[casemerjy]

Thanks man! Hope you're having fun as well!