never gonna wake you up

[cashbox]

a disappointing thing happened this morning. the evidence is as follows

Comments

Grounds for Death

[ext_111304]

Substituting my coffee with, *GAH*, decaf is reason enough for me to order you to death by firing squad. The pure fact that your co-workers are still alive is amazing to me.

Re: Grounds for Death

[cashbox]

i've left them alive partly to spread news of my wrath, and partly because i lack the energy to kill them.

[drjayphd]

I'm not sure what's a more grievous offense: decaf-rolling, or Dunkin' Donuts constantly giving me iced tea when I ask for iced coffee. If this keeps up, I'll have to... go to another one... 20 feet down the road...

[cashbox]

oh, man, that's a tough call. decaf sucks, but at least it's the right general family of beverage. that mistake is equivalent to getting a glass of milk when you ordered whiskey.

[darkprism]

Oh gods...how awful!

It would be better to be Rick Rolled by a pack of wild apes with baseball bats.

DECAF?

/horrified gasp

~*~

No seriously...I NEEDZ my coffee.

[cashbox]

the pack of wild, bat-wielding apes would at least be sort of amusing. there's NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DECAF.