With sincere apologies to Lord Tennyson, a real poet:

Half a mile, half a mile,
Half a mile onward,
Into the corridor of James Cook*
Walked the lab rat.
"Forward, the Lab rat!
"Charge for ward 23!" they said:
Into the corridor of James Cook
Walked the lab rat.

"Forward, the Lab rat!"
Was he dismay'd? (no but a bit apprehensive)
Not tho' the lab rat knew
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I Am A: Lawful Neutral Elf Sorcerer (4th Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-11

Dexterity-12

Constitution-11

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-13

Charisma-10

Alignment:
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...but it seems to be a running theme with my TT characters at the moment. Although I maintain that a 50 something upper class Victorian explorer would be the ideal choice for siring as a Gangrel. Well, maybe not I suppose.

we all know reinhard is compensating for something, but does anyone know if he has an actual greatsword? If he does, i may have a cunning plan...

Apparently reading WFRLP emails that make one cry before a doctor's appointment is a good way to get signed off for longer ( Read more... )

I know a few people are aware of what's going on with my dad, but I also know it will be a sensitive topic for some of you, so I'll put it behind a cut.

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It seems slightly wrong to post this so soon after Alanwrotethis's dreadful loss, but if I don't do it now I'll forget...

My dad has been told that he will need to have most of the left hand side of his hair and beard removed before his operation, so he has decided to go the whole hog and get it all shaved at work, in aid of their supported  charity ( Read more... )

"You can shave the Wookie, but you can't teach him drums"

When buying a dog collar in Pets at Home:

"We just ask that you don't take the plastic tag off until you've tried it to make sure it fits"

I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'd tried it on in the fish tank aisle, and it fits perfectly.

How come English chickens have smaller balls than Chinese chickens?? You do get more for the same cost though. so I suppose its all even in the end...