Our friend Miss Suzy says...about a pretty little dutchgirl
Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll cut off your
Behind the refridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it
And broke her little
As(s)k me no more questions
And tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their
flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a video
And that is all
I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with the eighty meter bra!
The End.
Oh I'm a pretty little dutch girl
As pretty as pretty can be be be
And all the boys on the baseball team
Are chasing after me me me
My boyfriend's name is Tony
He comes from the land of Baloney
He's got three fat toes
A pickle on his nose
And that's the way my story goes!
The End Again.
(If you didn't understand those two little "songs", if you must call them something, well, I pity you for lack of love from your parents because they never sent you to camp.)
((Sorry, but I cannot remember all the words to the rest of the little hand game thingies. Like Miss Mary Mack and a ton of others. Anyway, thank you.))
On to other random songs....(from camp, of course, although, a lot of them were old music hits in the 70s and stuff)
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
"Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
(Any time of year)
You can find it here"
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
"Please bring me my wine"
He said
"We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
"Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
(Such a lovely Place)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
(What a nice surprise)
Bring your alibies"
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
"We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the nightman
"We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave."
When you're down and troubled
And you need a helping hand
And nothing, oh nothing is going right
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest nights.
You just call out my name,
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running just to see you again (just to see you again)
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you gotta do is call
And I'll be there, yeah,
You've got a friend.
If the sky above you
Should turn dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together now and call my name out loud
And soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running just to see you again (just to see you again)
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you got to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah,
You've got a friend.
Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend?
People can be so cold
They'll hurt you, desert you
They'll take your soul if you let them
Oh yeah, but don't you let them.
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running just to see you again (just to see you again)
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you gotta do is call.
And I'll be there, yes I will.
You've got a friend.
Hey, you've got a friend.
Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's
Always tomorrow
Lean on me
When you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you don't let show
Lean on me
When you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me
Lean on me
When you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
So just call on me brother
When you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
We all need somebody to lean on
Lean on me
When you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
Lean on me
Alright, I'll stop now...
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll cut off your
Behind the refridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it
And broke her little
As(s)k me no more questions
And tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their
flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a video
And that is all
I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with the eighty meter bra!
The End.
Oh I'm a pretty little dutch girl
As pretty as pretty can be be be
And all the boys on the baseball team
Are chasing after me me me
My boyfriend's name is Tony
He comes from the land of Baloney
He's got three fat toes
A pickle on his nose
And that's the way my story goes!
The End Again.
(If you didn't understand those two little "songs", if you must call them something, well, I pity you for lack of love from your parents because they never sent you to camp.)
((Sorry, but I cannot remember all the words to the rest of the little hand game thingies. Like Miss Mary Mack and a ton of others. Anyway, thank you.))
On to other random songs....(from camp, of course, although, a lot of them were old music hits in the 70s and stuff)
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
"Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
(Any time of year)
You can find it here"
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
"Please bring me my wine"
He said
"We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
"Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
(Such a lovely Place)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
(What a nice surprise)
Bring your alibies"
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
"We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the nightman
"We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave."
When you're down and troubled
And you need a helping hand
And nothing, oh nothing is going right
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest nights.
You just call out my name,
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running just to see you again (just to see you again)
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you gotta do is call
And I'll be there, yeah,
You've got a friend.
If the sky above you
Should turn dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together now and call my name out loud
And soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running just to see you again (just to see you again)
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you got to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah,
You've got a friend.
Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend?
People can be so cold
They'll hurt you, desert you
They'll take your soul if you let them
Oh yeah, but don't you let them.
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running just to see you again (just to see you again)
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you gotta do is call.
And I'll be there, yes I will.
You've got a friend.
Hey, you've got a friend.
Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's
Always tomorrow
Lean on me
When you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you don't let show
Lean on me
When you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me
Lean on me
When you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
So just call on me brother
When you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
We all need somebody to lean on
Lean on me
When you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
Lean on me
Alright, I'll stop now...