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Naoshi Haruki | Starry☆Sky

[naochansensei]

12... (okok)

[noppo_sempai]

Haruki-sensei-! 「 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE HE THOUGHT YOU DIED IN A FREAK CLOWN CAR ACCIDENT. He was never able to look at pies the same way again. 」

......clown......car........girl what are you ON?! XD

[naochansensei]

[ Welp. When you 'die' that bizarrely, who's going to question it or look into it that deeply? Too bad he'd had to ruin everyone's day at the circus by doing so, but....

He just lifts his hand, smiling sheepishly. ] Yo.

heheh :D

[noppo_sempai]

「 That was a horrible, horrible experience and he'd never want to go through that again. But he supposes it must be worse for Haruki-sensei, because how could you possibly fit into something that tiny-oh. 」 How did- 「 No. Okay. Did he really want to know? 」 I'm happy to see you're well, Sensei.

[naochansensei]

[ WELL he took that in stride awfully quickly. Doesn't make Naoshi feel any better, though. He decided he had to come back and now he has to deal with this. ] Yeah, well. What's a little thing like dying to keep a guy down? I've still got eight lives left!

[noppo_sempai]

S-So you do… Although Mizushima-sensei might not be so happy about it…

[naochansensei]

[ Oh stars not that crazy cat man. ] O-oi, look, it was the only way to make him leave me alone....

[noppo_sempai]

Then why did you come back? 「 Not that he minds, but…Mizushima-sensei's even creepier than usual lately… 」

[naochansensei]

B-Because-- [ With a little grimace and a sigh, he draws himself up more firmly. ] Because that was running from the problem. Not solving it. I've got to deal with him once and for all.

I just... didn't expect to run into any of the rest of you on the way....

[noppo_sempai]

That's very brave of you, Sensei. 「 Very, very brave of you. 」 Although, I wonder if this is a good time…

[naochansensei]

[ That's... an odd thing to say. Not the bravery bit, the time bit. ] Uh... why do you say that?

[noppo_sempai]

「 That's because HE'S PREGNANT.

He cringes a little. 」 Do you remember when you, ah, "died"?

[naochansensei]

[ Kinda hard to forget, yanno. What with the circus field trip, and getting pulled into the clown skit, 'volunteering' to drive the little car, the pies, the 'crash'.... ]

...of course? [ Did he miss something? ] What about it?

[noppo_sempai]

Mizushima-sensei was going to propose to his long-lost lover there. 「 Which was that foxy ensemble with the big red nose-one of many you've traumatized with that little stunt. Now he's rejected and heartbroken and out for revenge! Shut up this is a soap opera. 」

holy heavens you are just having too much fun with this XDDDDDD

[naochansensei]

[ WAT ]

So... I show up... to finally confront him... about trying to keep me as his pet cat... and you're saying instead... he'll have me alive to blame for ruining his engagement... instead of me dead?

but this is getting beautiful ;w;

[noppo_sempai]

「 Only so he can kill him himself this time around, but nope, not gonna tell him that. 」 I wish I knew, Sensei. 「 lol not really 」 But I thought I should at least warn you…the pie… 「 Shudder. 」