I was thinking the other day, and I thought of the most powerful gay person in our history... Don't know why I thought of him, but I did. Anyway, I will send a personal Christmas gift from me to the first person that can name this person....

J

Let's go somewhere fun....

Like....

Oshkosh!

So yeah -

had our Christmas party... It totally rocked. Everyone had fun... All the food was done - all the party favors in place - everythign went smoothly. The dinner turned out awesome - even surprised myself!

Just thought I'd let everyone know.

Have moe news but will tell you bout it tomorrow.

"If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are sensless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about 5 minutes, and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal."

So Simon, the new lil kitty has gotten her sleeping habbits down. She has her favorite pillow (my light beige one) that she either needs right next to her or she will lay on.... She likes to be half covered up with a blanket, to stay warm, and lays right next to me with her paw and head resting on my side or arm to keep me with her through out ( Read more... )

coin operated boi - sitting on the shelf - he is just a toy - but I tun him on - and he comes to life - automatic joy - that is what I want - a coin operated boi... made of plastic and elastic - he is rugid and long lasting - who could ever ever ask for more? love without complications galour - many shapes and weights to chose from - I will never ( Read more... )

I sit here at work, and I can't help bu laugh...  I've been helping a customer with Christmas cards, and I'm getting to listen to the ice clink against her glass of scotch...  How do I know it's scotch you may ask...?  I don't know.  Sixth sense maybe.  Could be her slurred words also.  Who knows...

So, I get to work till foru this aft...  Then, I' ( Read more... )

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who tells about meeting new guys every other day?

who is constantly wanting to see someone bigger?

who is always bitching about everyone doing him wrong or not being there for him?

who can't seem to get a gpa higher than a 1.5?

who still lives with their parents?

who has an incurable std?

who has more than two friends?

who is active in the ( Read more... )

travis is a whore...

im done with whores.