Stupid Hat

[casper_coach]

Lyonell, why are you wearing that stupid hat of yours? And you've taken off work the last two days. You only wear that stupid hat of yours when...

Oh GOD NO!

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[lit_master]

Um, hi?

I have vacation time. I even still have some saved up from last year.

[casper_coach]

That's not my point!

I swear it, Lyonell, if you don't show up tomorrow I am finding a priest and dragging them kicking and screaming to your house!

[lit_master]

So I've managed to scare the clergy that much?

[casper_coach]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY!