Byron Crawford investigates

[cassidy2099]

Comments

[soonsettled]

absolutely not. Special areas for rod repairing? No. This guy makes it sound like the Internet is the only place for a bum to get it up, but I can vouch that these bums totally have bum girlfriends.

[cassidy2099]

But aren't they always fighting over these girlfriends? Thus, the masturbation.