At work I accidentally drank some cold milky coffee when I was expecting 7up and I almost vomited. I think that when you eat something you don't like on accident it's probably the nastiest thing ever. I feel like it's been happening to be a lot lately too ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that I was growing tumors and after they grew to a certain size they would fall off. Eventually my clothes were filled with tumors that weren't attached to my body and then I went floating down the river in all my clothes with all my not-attached tumors with a lady who had like 30 kids and lived in a trailer. When we were ( Read more... )

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I bought some rad shit today. Red cowboy boots anyone ( Read more... )

So um. I am boring and sickly. I feel like I'm a hypochondriac and always whining about something but in my own defense I'm seriously always exausted and something is always either physically or mentally wrong with me. I'm not exactly sure how this happened, but I am sure that I never used to get sick and dumb all the time ( Read more... )

I want a gold tooth. In my head I've decided that would be HILarious. I need to find a place that makes gold teeth and puts them in your mouth and I need to find out how much that shit costs because I think that is rather high on my list of things to do before I get old enough that getting something like a gold tooth would no longer be culterally ( Read more... )

Today in the newspaper I read an article about a track star from Bend who killed himself ( Read more... )

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I've decided that it would be really interesting to be homeless. But not really homeless, fake homeless I guess. At some point in my life I'd really like to sever ties and put all my money in the bank and ignore all my responsibilities and go live somewhere with only the things I want to carry with me for a few months. I think being homeless would ( Read more... )

There's so much I feel like saying and no way to say any of it ( Read more... )