On a more cheerful note...
I spotted a fun-looking game way back on my flist while reading it over, specifically on Trojie's journal, involving what goes on in her and Pads's heads. And wanted to try it myself, after I managed to pick myself up off the floor and stop laughing.
So, without further ado...
CASSIE: *opens gdocs* Well, I have two missions on the go, both co-written, an MST, and various random ideas for interludes and shipfics involving various degrees of fluff and angst. Hmm. None of my partners in crime are here. What shall I do? Eeny meeny miny mo...
CAVAN: Ship me with someone! *beams*
CASSIE: ...Hang on, you're not even my character.
CAVAN: *pout* Yes, but my girlfriend is.
CASSIE: Begging the question of why you want to be shipped with people other than her.
CAVAN: ...Those're AUs, they don't count.
CASSIE: Go and find Amber and stop bugging me.
CAVAN: ...Fiiiine. *heads off in search of Amber*
CASSIE: *flexes fingers* Jeez, Zeltrons... so. Missions!
JESSIE: Angst.
CASSIE: No. Missions. *attempts to ignore*
LUKE: Fluff!
CASSIE: ...I'll pretend I didn't hear that coming from you. Missions.
HOLLIAN: Write something about me! Like backstory or something!
CASSIE: Maybe later. Missions.
CAVAN: Or you could ship me with someone.
CASSIE: I said miss- hang on, you left.
CAVAN: I got bored, and you have too many shippable characters. Ship meee!
CASSIE: *sigh* Maybe when Rilwen gets online. Can't you bother her with this shipping stuff?
CAVAN: ...No?
CASSIE: Why not?
CAVAN: None of her other characters like me enough. *pout* Yours aren't likely to kill me if I try to get them into bed. And they're cute.
AMBER: *pokes head round the door* What's all the noise about?
CAVAN: *looks round* Amber~ *glomps, picks up, carries out*
CASSIE: ...Well, that got rid of him fast enough. Now I can concentrate.
LUKE: Write fluff about me and my girlfriend, damnit.
CASSIE: No.
JESSIE: Agreed.
LUKE: *sulks*
RILWEN: *arrives*
CASSIE: Thank God.
JESSIE: ...You do realise this means you'll get nothing done on your missions now till she logs off again, right?
CASSIE: *pauses, eyes missions warily*
HOLLIAN: That's all right, it means you two can write things about me.
JESSIE: *glare*
HOLLIAN: Er, us. Not in that way! Um... the characters in general?
CASSIE: But... missions...
RILWEN: Hey, I have a slashy idea involving Luke/Ethan/Cavan/Marek/Vander/some other member of our male cast.
CASSIE: ...Tell me!
LUKE: ...Get me out of here.
JESSIE: ...Well, somebody's got some strong willpower there.
CASSIE: *hangs head* I'm a slasher. I admit it. *points at Trojie/Pads/Ansela/Rilwen* Their fault! Oh, and Rilwen, by the way, I also have ideas for ships...
LUKE: *pounds at door* LET ME OUT!
AGENT!RILWEN: *opens door and glares at Cassie and Rilwen* I'm taking my boyfriend away from you two. Don't stop me if you want to live.
LUKE: ...Have I mentioned that I love you?
AGENT!RILWEN: Frequently. But you're welcome to say it again. *closing door behind them*
CASSIE: *sigh*
RILWEN: ...Let's RP!
CASSIE: Sure!
GDOCS: *is ignored for the next four hours*
JESSIE: *sighs, shakes head, leaves*
So, without further ado...
CASSIE: *opens gdocs* Well, I have two missions on the go, both co-written, an MST, and various random ideas for interludes and shipfics involving various degrees of fluff and angst. Hmm. None of my partners in crime are here. What shall I do? Eeny meeny miny mo...
CAVAN: Ship me with someone! *beams*
CASSIE: ...Hang on, you're not even my character.
CAVAN: *pout* Yes, but my girlfriend is.
CASSIE: Begging the question of why you want to be shipped with people other than her.
CAVAN: ...Those're AUs, they don't count.
CASSIE: Go and find Amber and stop bugging me.
CAVAN: ...Fiiiine. *heads off in search of Amber*
CASSIE: *flexes fingers* Jeez, Zeltrons... so. Missions!
JESSIE: Angst.
CASSIE: No. Missions. *attempts to ignore*
LUKE: Fluff!
CASSIE: ...I'll pretend I didn't hear that coming from you. Missions.
HOLLIAN: Write something about me! Like backstory or something!
CASSIE: Maybe later. Missions.
CAVAN: Or you could ship me with someone.
CASSIE: I said miss- hang on, you left.
CAVAN: I got bored, and you have too many shippable characters. Ship meee!
CASSIE: *sigh* Maybe when Rilwen gets online. Can't you bother her with this shipping stuff?
CAVAN: ...No?
CASSIE: Why not?
CAVAN: None of her other characters like me enough. *pout* Yours aren't likely to kill me if I try to get them into bed. And they're cute.
AMBER: *pokes head round the door* What's all the noise about?
CAVAN: *looks round* Amber~ *glomps, picks up, carries out*
CASSIE: ...Well, that got rid of him fast enough. Now I can concentrate.
LUKE: Write fluff about me and my girlfriend, damnit.
CASSIE: No.
JESSIE: Agreed.
LUKE: *sulks*
RILWEN: *arrives*
CASSIE: Thank God.
JESSIE: ...You do realise this means you'll get nothing done on your missions now till she logs off again, right?
CASSIE: *pauses, eyes missions warily*
HOLLIAN: That's all right, it means you two can write things about me.
JESSIE: *glare*
HOLLIAN: Er, us. Not in that way! Um... the characters in general?
CASSIE: But... missions...
RILWEN: Hey, I have a slashy idea involving Luke/Ethan/Cavan/Marek/Vander/some other member of our male cast.
CASSIE: ...Tell me!
LUKE: ...Get me out of here.
JESSIE: ...Well, somebody's got some strong willpower there.
CASSIE: *hangs head* I'm a slasher. I admit it. *points at Trojie/Pads/Ansela/Rilwen* Their fault! Oh, and Rilwen, by the way, I also have ideas for ships...
LUKE: *pounds at door* LET ME OUT!
AGENT!RILWEN: *opens door and glares at Cassie and Rilwen* I'm taking my boyfriend away from you two. Don't stop me if you want to live.
LUKE: ...Have I mentioned that I love you?
AGENT!RILWEN: Frequently. But you're welcome to say it again. *closing door behind them*
CASSIE: *sigh*
RILWEN: ...Let's RP!
CASSIE: Sure!
GDOCS: *is ignored for the next four hours*
JESSIE: *sighs, shakes head, leaves*