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Click below for one great story, and for those that only read live journal to look at pictures, I have those too.
So my day started out as great as anyother. The sky was beautiful, the weather was warming up, and of course I was taking liz to Coldstone to get ice cream that she was paying for. Glorious indeed, free ice cream.
I donned on my pair of chocolate brown corduroys and headed out the door. As I was putting my leg up to get in the car, I hear a sound like velcro ripping. For a second I thought my pants ripped but I naturally cast my worries aside and drove off to get Liz for our Coldstone excursion.
So blah blah blah we hit up Coldstone and got a deeeeeelicious sinless sweet cream ice cream with strawberries and decided that since it was a nice day, we'd go visit Taco Time and chat it up Cassie and Liz style (aka me giving Liz my 'boyfriend speech,' because Liz is now the proud owner of a boy. :) ) So as we settle down at a Taco Time high top, ice cream and a DC (that's diet coke, for all those that don't know our lingo) Liz points out that I have this rip right in the crotch of my corduroys. Again. I toss my worries aside because no one is going to notice a rip in my crotch, right? Well what I didn't know was that this seemingly 'little rip' was going to grow big time.
So we chat and get free food from Joe, and then it's time to go home. So as I lift my leg up again to get in to my lovely red Escape, the rip in my pants get bigger. And baby, it doesn't stop growing and goes right on down my right leg and up to about one inch from the top of my pants. BUT, there was another little factor in this equation. I WASN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR. So just imagine, if you must, me sitting in my car- exposed with this HUMUNGOUS rip in my pants. Needless to say we were laughing our asses off until I realized... how was I going to walk into my house with my parents home. So I started freaking out, quite literaly freaking and Liz was still sitting there laughing her little behind off.
Da da da da da... we drove home and the whole time I'm making situations up in my head, like what if the cops pull me over? What if we get in an accident and they pull my unconscoius body out of the car? Liz is still laughing. So we pull up to Liz's house and I'm like YOU HAVE TO GET ME UNDERWEAR, PRONTO SQUANTO! So naturally like a good friend she does, and so I go into the back seat and take off my pants and wait for her. Nude. She comes back underwear in hand, doubles over with laughter at the sight of me naked below the belt sitting in my back seat. Well, I got the underwear on and went home, Carol and Colby both not knowing my whole underwear delimma.
Oh, I took some pictures too, for those so attention deficit they can't read live journal. (This is all underwear clad, I don't do pornography on Sundays. Sorry. :) )
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Thank you Liz's underwear for saving the day.
Well, I hope that made your day too, because it sure made mine.
Cassie